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Warning! I use a translator, English is not my native language.
So, there's the Ghost King, Danny Phantom. And then there's Dani Phantom, his clone, and she's a girl. Normally, many would write about Danny being transgender, but I have this idea. What if ghosts can change their gender after death? They may have been human or born that way, but their bodies are tied to the core, not the physical shell. Even half
Enter Danny Phantom, the Ghost King, who has reigned for a very long time. And in his youth, when he began to be summoned, he made it so that his ghostly form was seen differently. More precisely, everyone sees his form as the most appealing. For example, a teenage girl might see Danny the teenage girl instead of the grown man. Or a random grandfather might see him as a child. And they all immediately trust this form, which is a side effect of his role as a guardian spirit.
And this only works on the living, with a few exceptions, as well as on gods and demigods. He is, after all, the King of the Infinite Realms.
And Danny never feels uncomfortable being addressed as either a girl or a man. Although he does find it amusing when he's addressed as a child.
And then one day, the Justice League summons him to resolve an important matter (or any other reason), and everyone simply sees their own form. Batman sees a small child, Flash a beautiful girl with sweet features, Diana sees a grown woman with maternal features, Superman sees a teenager, and so on. Only Constantine sees this being's true form, for part of his soul is already in the Phantom's possession.
And complete confusion ensues when trying to properly address the King (Queen?). And the only thing that unites all the appearances is white hair and green eyes.
And Danny just has fun with it. He's amused by the chaos that's erupting. He even deliberately uses different pronouns for himself or changes his manner of speech to sound like a child or an old man. He's an old ghost, so let him have his fun.
It'd be hilarious if the Danny's confronted Damian only to tell him the benefits of having claws:
Climbing Walls, Self Defense, Scratching a Creep's eyes out, etc..
The BatKids worry cuz now Damian is nodding along going "I see. That would be helpful," and they worry even more cause he's making a list and adding more reasons to it.
Then you have not two, but three gremlins who can be sneaky as shit and dangerous as hell.
Danny has found a small-ish floating island in the Zone that isn't claimed by anyone.
Dibs.
He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.
He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.
He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.
Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.
The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.
There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.
There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.
But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.
Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.
Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.
Then another ghost asked. Then another.
Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.
Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.
Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.
~~~~~~
Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.
The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.
Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.
As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.
But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.
So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.
âI canât believe this place functions as well as it does,â Jazz said brightly, picking up a cheap warding necklace from a vendor as she passed by, before placing it back and giving the vendor a polite wave. Far more polite than she was to Danny, because older sisters had something of a superpower when it came to being supportive and condescending at the same time. Or maybe that was just Jazz.
âHa ha,â Danny intoned. âWell, Iâll have you know I totally knew what I was doing from the beginning. Maybe Animal Crossing isnât a great model for human economics, but itâs just fine in the ghost zone.â
âDanny.â Jazz quirked her eyebrow at him, a playful and oh-so-smug smile tugging at her lips. âYou went into horrible debt in that game. And then you reset your save file.â
âTom Nook is a horrible, greedy little raccoon. If he were a ghost, he would have accepted a cool-looking butterfly as payment and we would have been chill,â Danny argued, fake indignant. He cleared his throat. âANYWAY, enough about that. Because I, in real life, am totally rocking this adult stuff, I have the filing cabinet you asked for set up.â
âYouâre twenty, little brother,â Jazz corrected. âHardly a full adult yet.â
âSays you.â
She blew a raspberry at him. âBut thank you,â she continued, like her lack of pristine-ness never happened. âI do feel much safer keeping our documents here.â
Danny grimaced alongside her. Neither of them needed to vocalize how tense things were getting back home, with all of the sweeps and checks the GIW gained the authority to do across. They had all more-or-less escaped Amity Park, with only Mom and Dad remaining there to annoy and distract the GIW from the important stuff. Their portal was long gone now, by necessity, and Dannyâs ability to open his own was a well-kept secret, surprisingly. However, it didnât make travel back and forth any easier when punching a hole through reality was the most subtle thing in the world. For that reason, he either stayed put in the college dorm orâlike this past semesterâholed up on Potato Island and attended all of his classes online. Getting a degree in engineering was mostly a consolation prize, at this point, but he wasnât feeling up to quit just yet. Even if the GIW and the governmentâs hunger for ecto-based weaponry made actually having a life on Earthâin the U.S., that isâmore and more difficult.
Tucker took a study abroad to France to provide temporary relief. Sam, ever the adventurer, was starting to look into other dimensions with similar Earths, because she didnât care about uprooting herself from family she didnât care about. Jazz, who had been the most vocal about trying to stick things out, was now moving more and more of her belongings to the Ghost Zone.
Danny practically lived on Potato Island now. Which was weird, even though he had snagged the empty haunt somewhat for this reason; that reality had seemed less pressing a few years ago, though. It honestly wasnât that bad, because Potato Island had exploded in function when he had been more preoccupied with graduating high school and getting into a college and out of Amity without getting screened by the GIW. It was a whole city now! Unfortunately, it meant that everybody thought really highly of Danny, as if he was some mysterious leader. Vivian actually ran everything, and he was more than happy to let her; Danny was just scary enough to keep things calm in this neck of the woods. He was perfectly content with that.
Unfortunately, his impulse project came with administrative duties all the same. Maybe Jazz was onto something when she called Potato Island a miracle.
âPhantom, yerâ presence has been requested,â Daryl dutifully reported, appearing next to Danny and Jazz at his front door in a flurry of hooves. Between Vivian the multi-armed ghost of a city planner and Daryl, the enthusiastic centaur ghost of a Pony Express rider, Potato Island really, really didnât need him beyond his ecto. They were scarily efficient. And very intent on including him on stuff.
âCan it wait?â he asked, already dreading it. If it was that pumpkin merchant againâŠ
âWho is it?â Jazz also asked, more interested in the situation than he was.
âA traveler,â Daryl reported, to his surprise. âA real potent one, that one is. He asked for the leader of the haunt. Hannah said he was real polite, too.â
Polite? That was a new one. Okay, heâll bite.
One step ahead of him, Jazz nudged him forward. âGo. Youâll be useless when it comes to organizing papers anyway.â
âThanks,â he deadpanned, but he flew off to where Daryl directed him without much more fuss. Usually, ghosts that wanted to meet with him were ones interested in setting up shop here. As much as he would love to delegate that too, haunts were really picky about the permission stuff. It was, however, rather bemusing for anybody to be noteworthy in their politeness; ghosts were usually too straightforward for that.
Danny found his answer quickly enough, because it wasnât a ghost he was meeting: it was a young, teenage, living boy.
Potent, sure. He reeked of magic, like the few living visitors of the island usually did. As long as they didnât cause trouble, Danny didnât care. This was a kid, thoughâfloppy black hair, bright blue eyes, and all thin and gangly. For a split moment, Danny had to wonder if somebody cloned him again. It was uncanny.
âUm, Mr. Phantom, sir?â the kid started. He eyed Danny carefully, a bit warily, but not really scared. Still, Danny dialed back his presence, aware that the voids in all of his blacks were getting a little too deep in his startled confusion. âIâm Billy Batson. I was, uh, wondering if I could stay here? I can work for it.â
This was a kid. Ancients, a kid. A living kid. What the heck?!
Then the request hit him. âWait. You know youâre living, right? Like, fully living. Sure your magic protects you, but I donât think you would enjoy the Realms past the forty-eight-hour mark, bud. What do you mean, live here?â
Billy frowned and sighed with way too much exasperation than what had to be healthy for his age. Danny was immediately reminded of Ellie. Which as far as normal kid benchmarks went, was not a good sign. âI could last longer than that,â Billy argued. âAnd I would be in and out. I can portal here.â
Danny floated a bit closer to the ground. âLook, Iâm just trying to understand something here. Youâre a living human who can apparently portal between the veil. So why live here, on the side thatâs not good for you?â Dannyâs brain caught up a few seconds later; having once been a powerful but scrawny fourteen-year-old, he could think of a few reasons. None of them were particularly. âAre you⊠okay?â
Billy curled in on himself a little bit, half wilting and half defense. He squinted at Danny long and hard. âFor such a famous and powerful ghost, I didnât expect this many questions,â he muttered.
âIâm also a strange ghost,â Danny quipped, more than a little aware that young Billy here might have expected someone closer to Pandora or Overgrowth, all reverberating might and confidence. âNow, come on man, Iâm not going to eat you or anything. If you came here looking for an agreement, you would know that these kind of haunt contracts demand honesty. Iâll start by saying that Iâm not going to use this information against you unless youâre, like, trying to hurt me or Potato. But you gotta work with me.â
This time, Billy definitely wilted. After an agonizing minute of deliberation, he sighed. âI just⊠donât have anyway else to go,â he admitted.
And Dannyâ
Well, Danny always had a soft, impulsive heart. He got it from his dad. And currently, it was melting.
âOkay,â Danny said, mouth moving faster than his brain. Jazz could yell at him for it later. âOkay, weâll⊠figure something out.â
(What Danny had not figured out yet at all is that this was exactly how to accidentally adopt a superhero from another dimension.)
"When Danny comes to visit his island, he sometimes comes dressed like tom nook with a tom nook mask on, but its like those japanese fastival masks ( https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0278/1937/6729/files/japanese-cat-mask-meaning.jpg?v=1605894736 )
Danny does it at random and gives people tasks to complete every now and then. He doesn't talk, a game window appears in front of him (ecto trick or help from Desiree) and the sound plays. Billy is given a task when he tries to find Danny but later realizes that it's actually the island owner (he never met him before. only the ghosts did cuz the jld and other mages/tourists only come very occasionally for the trade and temporary refuge)"
@jc-llex I HAD TO DRAW IT-(It is kind of shitty but at least I made it)
I saw an outfit of Tom's that I remember as a yukata, so I drew Danny in one, but it turned out ugly, and the mask is horrible, but what matters is the intention. đ
I like to think that he would try to be the complete opposite of Tom but still with his basic characteristics, and I also like to think that he would use an alter ego that resembled Tom's name but was still different, that's where Don Nova came from.
And the tasks he asks people to do would be simple, but also useful for Potato, you know? Better than just meaningless stuff. Ohhh, and I put him in a wig too, just because.
Because of time travel shenanigans and general "The Ghost Zone has a different time to other dimensions" thing, Potato Island is said to be much older than most dimensions.
Some magic users including from the JLD have the same theory that Nintendo based the Animal Crossing game on this, and not the other way around.
Some articles wonder if the creators made a deal with the devil, or really, a ghost.
And then later during one of Dannyâs missions for CW he stops by in Japan for a snack and ends up chatting about his new island and what inspired him to make it that way with a random game developer from Nintendo and (after noticing that he was almost late for his assignment) runs leaving the guy with the bill. The developers name? Hisashi Nogami.
Clockwork: *Staring at the timeline as Danny talks to Hisashi* The timeline must stay intact.
Also Clockwork: *Staring at a Homeless 9 Yr Old*
G r a n d b a b y ~
The next day, the news blows up when one Dick Grayson is spotted bruised and hiding from the public. The oldest Wayne child looks calm and hovers over him.
The rumors are anything from "He beat the kid" to "Did a Wayne get kidnapped again?" "You would think after the first child, they would learn.."
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Danny has found a small-ish floating island in the Zone that isn't claimed by anyone.
Dibs.
He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.
He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.
He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.
Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.
The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.
There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.
There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.
But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.
Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.
Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.
Then another ghost asked. Then another.
Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.
Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.
Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.
~~~~~~
Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.
The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.
Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.
As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.
But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.
So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.
âI canât believe this place functions as well as it does,â Jazz said brightly, picking up a cheap warding necklace from a vendor as she passed by, before placing it back and giving the vendor a polite wave. Far more polite than she was to Danny, because older sisters had something of a superpower when it came to being supportive and condescending at the same time. Or maybe that was just Jazz.
âHa ha,â Danny intoned. âWell, Iâll have you know I totally knew what I was doing from the beginning. Maybe Animal Crossing isnât a great model for human economics, but itâs just fine in the ghost zone.â
âDanny.â Jazz quirked her eyebrow at him, a playful and oh-so-smug smile tugging at her lips. âYou went into horrible debt in that game. And then you reset your save file.â
âTom Nook is a horrible, greedy little raccoon. If he were a ghost, he would have accepted a cool-looking butterfly as payment and we would have been chill,â Danny argued, fake indignant. He cleared his throat. âANYWAY, enough about that. Because I, in real life, am totally rocking this adult stuff, I have the filing cabinet you asked for set up.â
âYouâre twenty, little brother,â Jazz corrected. âHardly a full adult yet.â
âSays you.â
She blew a raspberry at him. âBut thank you,â she continued, like her lack of pristine-ness never happened. âI do feel much safer keeping our documents here.â
Danny grimaced alongside her. Neither of them needed to vocalize how tense things were getting back home, with all of the sweeps and checks the GIW gained the authority to do across. They had all more-or-less escaped Amity Park, with only Mom and Dad remaining there to annoy and distract the GIW from the important stuff. Their portal was long gone now, by necessity, and Dannyâs ability to open his own was a well-kept secret, surprisingly. However, it didnât make travel back and forth any easier when punching a hole through reality was the most subtle thing in the world. For that reason, he either stayed put in the college dorm orâlike this past semesterâholed up on Potato Island and attended all of his classes online. Getting a degree in engineering was mostly a consolation prize, at this point, but he wasnât feeling up to quit just yet. Even if the GIW and the governmentâs hunger for ecto-based weaponry made actually having a life on Earthâin the U.S., that isâmore and more difficult.
Tucker took a study abroad to France to provide temporary relief. Sam, ever the adventurer, was starting to look into other dimensions with similar Earths, because she didnât care about uprooting herself from family she didnât care about. Jazz, who had been the most vocal about trying to stick things out, was now moving more and more of her belongings to the Ghost Zone.
Danny practically lived on Potato Island now. Which was weird, even though he had snagged the empty haunt somewhat for this reason; that reality had seemed less pressing a few years ago, though. It honestly wasnât that bad, because Potato Island had exploded in function when he had been more preoccupied with graduating high school and getting into a college and out of Amity without getting screened by the GIW. It was a whole city now! Unfortunately, it meant that everybody thought really highly of Danny, as if he was some mysterious leader. Vivian actually ran everything, and he was more than happy to let her; Danny was just scary enough to keep things calm in this neck of the woods. He was perfectly content with that.
Unfortunately, his impulse project came with administrative duties all the same. Maybe Jazz was onto something when she called Potato Island a miracle.
âPhantom, yerâ presence has been requested,â Daryl dutifully reported, appearing next to Danny and Jazz at his front door in a flurry of hooves. Between Vivian the multi-armed ghost of a city planner and Daryl, the enthusiastic centaur ghost of a Pony Express rider, Potato Island really, really didnât need him beyond his ecto. They were scarily efficient. And very intent on including him on stuff.
âCan it wait?â he asked, already dreading it. If it was that pumpkin merchant againâŠ
âWho is it?â Jazz also asked, more interested in the situation than he was.
âA traveler,â Daryl reported, to his surprise. âA real potent one, that one is. He asked for the leader of the haunt. Hannah said he was real polite, too.â
Polite? That was a new one. Okay, heâll bite.
One step ahead of him, Jazz nudged him forward. âGo. Youâll be useless when it comes to organizing papers anyway.â
âThanks,â he deadpanned, but he flew off to where Daryl directed him without much more fuss. Usually, ghosts that wanted to meet with him were ones interested in setting up shop here. As much as he would love to delegate that too, haunts were really picky about the permission stuff. It was, however, rather bemusing for anybody to be noteworthy in their politeness; ghosts were usually too straightforward for that.
Danny found his answer quickly enough, because it wasnât a ghost he was meeting: it was a young, teenage, living boy.
Potent, sure. He reeked of magic, like the few living visitors of the island usually did. As long as they didnât cause trouble, Danny didnât care. This was a kid, thoughâfloppy black hair, bright blue eyes, and all thin and gangly. For a split moment, Danny had to wonder if somebody cloned him again. It was uncanny.
âUm, Mr. Phantom, sir?â the kid started. He eyed Danny carefully, a bit warily, but not really scared. Still, Danny dialed back his presence, aware that the voids in all of his blacks were getting a little too deep in his startled confusion. âIâm Billy Batson. I was, uh, wondering if I could stay here? I can work for it.â
This was a kid. Ancients, a kid. A living kid. What the heck?!
Then the request hit him. âWait. You know youâre living, right? Like, fully living. Sure your magic protects you, but I donât think you would enjoy the Realms past the forty-eight-hour mark, bud. What do you mean, live here?â
Billy frowned and sighed with way too much exasperation than what had to be healthy for his age. Danny was immediately reminded of Ellie. Which as far as normal kid benchmarks went, was not a good sign. âI could last longer than that,â Billy argued. âAnd I would be in and out. I can portal here.â
Danny floated a bit closer to the ground. âLook, Iâm just trying to understand something here. Youâre a living human who can apparently portal between the veil. So why live here, on the side thatâs not good for you?â Dannyâs brain caught up a few seconds later; having once been a powerful but scrawny fourteen-year-old, he could think of a few reasons. None of them were particularly. âAre you⊠okay?â
Billy curled in on himself a little bit, half wilting and half defense. He squinted at Danny long and hard. âFor such a famous and powerful ghost, I didnât expect this many questions,â he muttered.
âIâm also a strange ghost,â Danny quipped, more than a little aware that young Billy here might have expected someone closer to Pandora or Overgrowth, all reverberating might and confidence. âNow, come on man, Iâm not going to eat you or anything. If you came here looking for an agreement, you would know that these kind of haunt contracts demand honesty. Iâll start by saying that Iâm not going to use this information against you unless youâre, like, trying to hurt me or Potato. But you gotta work with me.â
This time, Billy definitely wilted. After an agonizing minute of deliberation, he sighed. âI just⊠donât have anyway else to go,â he admitted.
And Dannyâ
Well, Danny always had a soft, impulsive heart. He got it from his dad. And currently, it was melting.
âOkay,â Danny said, mouth moving faster than his brain. Jazz could yell at him for it later. âOkay, weâll⊠figure something out.â
(What Danny had not figured out yet at all is that this was exactly how to accidentally adopt a superhero from another dimension.)
"When Danny comes to visit his island, he sometimes comes dressed like tom nook with a tom nook mask on, but its like those japanese fastival masks ( https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0278/1937/6729/files/japanese-cat-mask-meaning.jpg?v=1605894736 )
Danny does it at random and gives people tasks to complete every now and then. He doesn't talk, a game window appears in front of him (ecto trick or help from Desiree) and the sound plays. Billy is given a task when he tries to find Danny but later realizes that it's actually the island owner (he never met him before. only the ghosts did cuz the jld and other mages/tourists only come very occasionally for the trade and temporary refuge)"
@jc-llex I HAD TO DRAW IT-(It is kind of shitty but at least I made it)
I saw an outfit of Tom's that I remember as a yukata, so I drew Danny in one, but it turned out ugly, and the mask is horrible, but what matters is the intention. đ
I like to think that he would try to be the complete opposite of Tom but still with his basic characteristics, and I also like to think that he would use an alter ego that resembled Tom's name but was still different, that's where Don Nova came from.
And the tasks he asks people to do would be simple, but also useful for Potato, you know? Better than just meaningless stuff. Ohhh, and I put him in a wig too, just because.
Because of time travel shenanigans and general "The Ghost Zone has a different time to other dimensions" thing, Potato Island is said to be much older than most dimensions.
Some magic users including from the JLD have the same theory that Nintendo based the Animal Crossing game on this, and not the other way around.
Some articles wonder if the creators made a deal with the devil, or really, a ghost.
Or there's a different number in the negatives above his head, glitching in and out and swapping between each other because his halfa biology goes against death itself.
The different negatives indicate each time he's died because he became a ghost. His numbers are red while others' numbers are blue.
His numbers turn neon green when he transforms or uses his abilities while in human form, like when his eyes blaze toxic green when he's on the verge of a crashout.
Damian is de-aged to a baby and lost in Gotham. A magic user hit him with some kind of spell. His legs donât work as well and he has trouble walking. Thatâs when a man appears and squats down with a tilt of his head.
âYea, you are definitely not supposed to be out here, little guy.â
Damian glares at the man, early twenties, stubble along his jaw, ragged clothes, and dark bags under his eyes.
The man turns his head to look at the brick wall.
âAre you sure?â
And now he was talking to a wall. Curses. Of course he would be found by a crazy person.
The man suddenly hangs his head with a deep sigh. He regains himself quickly and stands. Moving closer to put his hands under Damian arms to lift him to perch on his hip.
Damian squirms to get down but refuses to make a sound. The last time he opened his mouth like this it was a pathetic baby sound. He couldnât let this man see him like this.
âLooks like youâre coming home with me, little guy. I can tell youâve got some spirit in you. Good, youâll need it.â
Not ominous at all.
Damian stays with the man, mostly because he couldnât physically drive a car, but also because he was almost always with him. The man would talk to air at the most random times. Obviously a schizophrenic. But Damian had to admit this man, Danny he comes to find out through a neighbor baby talking at him, has been genuinely trying to take care of him and take care of him well. Well, to the best of his abilities anyway. ïżŒ
Damian doesnât need a parent, he outgrew the concept when he was five and technically he already had one, but he could tell Danny would make an excellent father. Some mistakes can be overlooked compared to the effort he was putting in.
The only concerning thing was the talking to thin air. It took Damian an embarrassing amount of time to figure out the reason Danny was visiting all these random people and the graveyard. (Sometimes he will set Damian down to âplayâ in the grass at the cemetery. It was quite odd.)
He was talking to ghosts. It wasnât thin air or imaginary friends, no it was actually dead people. The reason Damian actually believes this is for two reasons.
One, Danny shows true results. Damian observes closely whenever they visit a âclientâ and Danny always has accurate information despite never looking up or researching anything going in.
Two, he never calls himself a medium or psychic. He doesnât boast about his ability to see ghosts. He does what he does to help the ghosts move on to the other side. Closure is what Danny always says. Closure for the family and the victim. In Gotham, there are a lot of victims.
Damian adjusts to his new life with Danny. Itâs been five months and heâs getting used to being small and vulnerable. Heâs allowed to be messy and whiny and childish. Danny never scolds him like Mother did. The man has never hit him or raised his voice at him and never expects anything from him. He encourages his progression to speak and walk, but doesnât expect the best out of him.
Itâs⊠nice. A good break if anything.
They are at the park when one of the bats spot him and pauses. Danny is blowing bubbles into the air and Damian tries to pop as many as he can. Itâs a silly game with no clear rules, but Damian finds it entertaining nonetheless.
âHi there! Is he yours?â
Dick Grayson wears a bright smile, but Damian can see the tightness around his eyes.
âHuh? Oh, yea, this is Damian,â Danny answers.
He had written it with the wooden blocks Danny had given him one week in. Danny took one look at the name on the ground, laughed loudly and ran with it.
âDo you mind if I say hi? Heâs so cute.â
Danny looks puzzled by the request but ends up shrugging his shoulders, not seeing a problem with letting a stranger get close to Damian. (Damian knew Dannyâs intense eyes were watching Dickâs every move. He was very protective like that.)
âSure.â
Dick squats down to search Damianâs green eyes. Damian stares back just as intensely.
âHey there, Damian. My name is Dick.â
Damian gives him a flat look at Dickâs terrible introduction.
âGrayson.â
Although with his little baby teeth not fully in it sounds more like âway-shahâ.
Relief flashes across Dickâs face and he gives Damian a reassuring smile. Itâs not as reassuring at he thinks it is. It promises to bring him home and restore him to his original age. Damian doesnât know if thatâs what he wants anymore.
Dick stands and gives Danny some imaginary excuse to leave quickly. Damian watches him go and so does Danny.
âFunny guy, huh Dami?â
Damian doesnât respond and Danny notices his change in mood.
âCome here, little guy.â
He knows what Danny is going to do and willingly goes. He is pulled up into the manâs lap and held between two surprisingly muscular arms. Dannyâs hugs are nice and warm. They arenât too tight like Dickâs nor are they stiff like Bruceâs. He never thought he could enjoy human contact, but Danny has been showing him things about himself he didnât ever know. Turns out he does like hugs and playing airplane and when Danny runs his fingers through his hair when heâs really sleepy.
âLetâs go home a little early today, huh? Iâll make spaghetti and you can be as messy as you want,â Danny promises.
Damian hums. Yes, that sounds nice.
That night Batman comes in through the window. Damian is waiting.
âDamian,â Batman whispers.
âBah-mun.â
The flat, unamused stare is what gives him away.
Batman lets out a breath silently and reaches into the crib Danny had gotten him.
âI wouldnât do that if I were you.â
Batman jerks into action, twisting to face Danny who had appeared suddenly. The door behind him is still closed.
Batman stays quiet, silently studying the man before him dressed in pajama pants and a worn t-shirt.
Danny tilts his head as he does the same. Damian has never seen the man so serious. He silently worries for the man. He didnât want him getting hurt to unnecessarily protecting him from his father.
âIâd have to break your arm if you tried to do what it looks like youâre doing.â
Danny says it so plainly. So simple.
Batman straightens.
âHe isnât yours.â
He doesnât say Damian is his. He doesnât claim him as his own. Just that Danny shouldnât have him.
Damian silently agrees because technically heâs right. He doesnât deserve Danny. He canât keep playing house like heâs an actual baby. But Damian is also selfish and over the last few months has been taught that itâs okay to ask for things he wants even if itâs not inherently beneficial. The stuffed dog he sleeps with every night is proof of that.
So Damian says nothing.
âHe is now,â Danny answers simply like there was no other answer to such a statement.
âHe needs to go back to where he belongs.â
âOver my dead body,â is the immediate response.
They stare each other down until Danny scoffs.
âDonât think Iâm not petty enough to fight you, Batman. Iâll fight anyone who wants to take him from me. Damian is mine.â
When Batman tries to forcibly take him, he ends up with a concussion, a blood nose, and two broken arms. Red Robin finds him in a dumpster the next morning.
The story continues with Damian learning how to be a child his age, Danny protecting him and doting on his brilliant son, and the Batfamâs frequent failed attempts to kidnap Damian back to them.
Headcanon: Jason, after coming back from the dead, decides to fuck with Bruce for revenge and also because it slaps, but mostly for revenge ykwim
Bruce blames coffee and lack of sleep for the fact that the pizza delivery boy looks like Jason, the club bouncer looks like Jason, the clerk in Damian's school looks like Jason
Jason: here's your pizza, mister *shoves it into Bruce's face*
Bruce: đ”âđ«đ”âđ«đ”âđ« can I ask your name
Jason: Percy, but everyone just calls me Purse. Like in "cut purse"
Bruce: *under his breath* jesus, you even SOUND like him
Jason, wide innocent eyes popping out of his chiseled man face: you okay dude?
Bruce, convinced he's finally lost his mind, but still holding on to the "illusion": Do you want to come inside?
Jason, deadpan: dude you're rich white and famous, you really think imma let you take me inside your gargantuan Gothic mansion? Being killed one time's enough
By the time Bruce turns around, Jason is already gone.
And by that, I mean he ran to the nearest bushes, and the only reason Bruce doesn't see him is because the man thinks he's going crazy and is just panicking.
Jason snickers in the bushes when Bruce hurriedly leaves.
May I offer a Steter AU where Stiles is a regular at Peter's bar and orders the safeword drink to escape a bad date, and Peter has to try very hard to not murder said bad date while helping Stiles escape, in this trying time?
 Iâm not sure if this is what you wanted, but I tried my best.
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 Peter has been working as a bartender at club Alpha for years now.
His family has run the club for generations and Peter was previously the owner before he gave that title to his nephew Derek, instead choosing to work at the bar.
Being a bartender means he's seen a lot of different faces and dealt with a handful of situations, one of which being a blind date gone south.
Just like right now.
A young man who Peter's seen for months now walked to the bar with another man behind him.
The guy's a regular, one whose sarcastic remarks he's become very fond of, so Peter can easily tell how uncomfortable he is. Instead of reacting though, he waits for them to come to him.
Stiles, as Peter vaguely remembers his nephew calling him, looked annoyed as the slightly older man clung to him.
Peter could feel the disgust working its way onto his face, but he stopped himself just in time for the two to stop in front of him. "Hey, can I get an Angel Shot?"
An angel shot, code for "Help me ditch this dude." Peter could feel rage boiling inside him as the man beside Stiles kept putting his hands lower than they should be whenever Stiles pushed them away.
Of course, he couldn't let the disgusting filth of a man catch on to what Stiles wanted. So Peter kept calm and asked normally, "How would you like that?" "Neat, please."
Peter nodded and moved to the side where one of the security was hanging around. Once he made sure the filth wasn't paying attention to him, he whispered to them.
"Ethan, kid. I need you to distract someone for me while I walk someone out." Peter pointed to a clearly uncomfortable Stiles, who was trying to get away from the filth bothering him.
Ethan nodded to Peter and whispered into the ear of the guy sitting next to him before standing and holding a hand out for him to grab.
Peter watched as Ethan pulled his lover towards Stiles and the trash next to him.
To anyone who didn't know them, Ethan and his lover Danny would seem like regular visitors, since only a few of the security wear uniforms.
It makes it easier to catch someone in the act of doing something if they don't know that you're security, since normal bystanders usually won't do anything.
Peter asked another bartender to keep watch while he dealt with something, all the while watching as Danny and Ethan danced just a bit away from Stiles and the filth.
Peter watched as Stiles told the filth something, likely an excuse to get away, but the man looked increasingly frustrated.
Just before anything could get out of hand, Danny accidentally bumped into him, apologizing repeatedly.
Danny looked embarrassed about the incident and offered to buy the man a drink as Ethan blocked the man's view from Stiles, giving him the space to sneak out.
Ethan subtly pointed Stiles towards Peter, who was now waiting at the end of the bar for him.
Looking at the scene, Peter would say they deserved an Oscar for their acting, but he pushed that away to focus on Stiles, who was more important at the moment.
Stiles rushed towards Peter, sending a silent thanks to the two security guards.
Peter was quick to push them both through the crowd and out the back door, leading them to the back parking lot where only a few cars were parked.
The back parking lot was usually reserved for staff, but Stiles, the friend to many of the workers as well as Peter's nephew himself, was allowed a pass.
The two of them tried to walk the few feet to Stiles' jeep but stopped when Stiles kept stumbling. Stiles almost tripped on his own feet if it wasn't for Peter being quick enough to catch him.
Peter pressed the back of his hand to Stiles' forehead carefully. "Kid, how much did you drink?"
Peter pulled back just enough to get a better look at Stiles now that they were covered in light from the nearby lamppost. The kid was a mess.
He was slightly dazed, his face was a bit heated, and he could barely keep himself up on his own without Peter holding him up. Despite all of that, Stiles pushed Peter away lightly and tried to wave him off.
"I'm fine. I only had a few shots." Peter gave him an incredulous look, his eyebrow raising skeptically. "Please. You look like shit, and you're about to fall right now."
As Peter said that, Stiles was in fact leaning a bit too far to the side. Peter quickly placed a hand around his waist to hold him up, deciding to ignore the increase of heat in Stiles' face.. for now.
"Ha ha. Very funny. You must be Peter." Peter gave Stiles a look. "And how exactly did you guess my name by that?" Stiles chuckled as Peter helped him sit on the curb next to his jeep.
"Being painfully honest seems to be a family trait. Besides, the puppies mention you a lot."
Stopping midway from texting Scott to look at Stiles, who was now drunkenly ethereal-looking under the streetlights, Peter put up a sarcastic attitude. "Good things I'd hope, but I highly doubt that."
Stiles snorted. "They called you a manipulative psycho with a blunt attitude and sarcastic tongue." Peter scoffed before sending a text to Scott and putting his phone away as he moved to sit next to Stiles.
"Glad to see they think so highly of me." Peter smirked as Stiles laughed. "Do you think I'm what they say I am after this little interaction of ours?" "Yep."
Peter shook his head with a look of mock hurt, even going as far as placing a hand on his chest. "Not even a moment's hesitation. How upsetting. Even after I just helped you escape the club unnoticed."
Peter sighed dramatically. "Where is my thanks?" Peter looked up just in time to notice Stiles moving just the slightest bit closer. "My knight in shining armor-" Stiles looked Peter up and down with a grin.
"-or slacks." Stiles leaned back just a bit before giving Peter a look. "Maybe I can show you my thanks tomorrow when you have the day off."
Peter had to restrain himself from jumping the kid at the implication in his suggestion. "I don't have the day off tomorrow." "You do now."
Stiles gave him a flirtatious look and Peter had to stop himself again from rushing forward. Instead, he asked him with his eyebrow raised, "And how exactly do you plan to change my schedule?"
Stiles hummed as he shrugged. "You're not the only one who can be manipulative when you wanna be."
Despite the way he acted earlier, Stiles looked almost sober as he said that, licking his lips and glancing at Peter's.
Peter started to lean forward, but they were interrupted by the sound of someone calling out for Stiles. Peter looked frustrated at the interruption as Stiles smirked, as if he expected this.
There, walking towards them, was Scott McCall. Derek's business partner and Stiles' childhood best friend.
At the tension between them, Scott gave the two a look before helping Stiles into the passenger seat and driving off after a quick thanks to Peter, who was now alone.
Peter returned to his station to find the trash from earlier nowhere in sight. For the rest of the night, all Peter could think of was Stiles and what he implied earlier.
He felt resentful towards Scott for having the worst timing. The only thing that made up for it was a text from an unknown number early the next morning.
Unknown:
Hey, this is Stiles
Realized I didn't give you my number last night
Peter jumped out of bed the moment he read the texts, all of his previous bitter tiredness out the window.
Stiles:
Mind meeting up for drinks?
Then I can thank you properly
At that, Peter was dressed and rushing out the door to meet Stiles.
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