When I initially saw the wordĀ āparigüayoā appear in Oscar WaoĀ and learned of its meaning, I could not help but become overpowered by my giddiness! The invocation of an infamously overpowered comic book character in the context of this book was surely no mistake, right? How could Oscar, an infamously nerdy lover-of-comics, possibly come up in the same sentence as a word which roughly translates to āwatcherā and by mere coincidence? Here you have a book hinged on the main characterās niche obsession with comic books invoking a name that I myself nerdily associate with the deep-lore of Marvel Comics.Ā
For the purpose of briefly contextualizing my excitement and/or the relevance of the seemingly arbitrary invocation of the term āwatcher,ā in the Marvel Comics universe, the Watchers are noted as being one of the oldest species in existence. Their sole purpose forĀ beingĀ is to observe and cultivate all knowledge across the known multiverse and they have a strict āisolationistāĀ policy meaning they are prohibited from interfering with the events they compile. In short, they are passive archivists, bound by cosmic ālawā to not intervene in the affairs of mortals.Ā This policy was implemented after the Watchers made an attempt, in good faith, to bestow theĀ knowledge of the multiverse onto a race of beings called the Prosilicans. However, the knowledge that they were endowed with led to the creation of nuclear weapons with ended in a catastrophic conflict. The Watchers were subsequently blamed for the giving the Proscilicans knowledge they were not yet prepared to handle, and enacted their stringent policy of no intervention.Ā Despite this though, the recurring Watcher character name Uatu consistently interferes with the superhero adventures of Hulk and the Fantastic Four on several occasions, aiding even in the destruction of their enemies at some points. At one point, Uatu is put on trial, where it is revealed that the Watcher has broken his non-intervention pact hundreds of times throughout the multiverses history. Here, it is also revealed that the Watchers are bound to their policy of non-intervention by a force known as Fulcrum, to which there are consequences for disobeying.Ā Oddly enough, though, the other Watchers have themselves interfered in the events of other civilizations' in the Marvel universe, most notably in the face of apocalypse or world-ending events. Basically, the contingencies on which they can break their own law are determined by them, in specific instances where they deem their intervention necessary to continue being, well, Watchers. I think this is essentially the idea that in order to watch the universe, there needs to first be a universe to watch. Now, hereās Diazās first use of the of the termĀ āparigüayo:ā āSophomore year Oscar found himself weighing in at a whopping 245 (260 when he was depressed, which was often) and it had become clear to everybody, especially his family, that heād become the neighborhood parigüayo.* Had none of the Higher Powers of your typical Dominican male, couldnāt have pulled a girl if his life depended on it. Couldnāt play sports for shit, or dominoes, was beyond uncoordinated, threw a ball like a girl. Had no knack for music or business or dance, no hustle, no rap, no G. And most damning of all: no looks. He wore his semikink hair in a Puerto Rican afro, rocked enormous Section 8 glassesāhis āanti-pussy devices,ā Al and Miggs, his only friends, called themāsported an unappealing trace of mustache on his upper lip and possessed a pair of close-set eyes that made him look somewhat retarded. The Eyes of Mingus. (A comparison he made himself one day going through his motherās record collection; she was the only old-school dominicana he knew who had dated a moreno until Oscarās father put an end to that particular chapter of the All-African World Party.) You have the same eyes as your abuelo, his Nena Inca had told him on one of his visits to the DR, which should have been some comfortāwho doesnāt like resembling an ancestor?āexcept this particular ancestor had ended his days in prison.ā (Diaz, 35-6)
And the definition, again by Diaz:Ā
āThe pejorative parigüayo, Watchers agree, is a corruption of the English neologism āparty watcher.ā The word came into common usage during the First American Occupation of the DR, which ran from 1916 to 1924. (You didnāt know we were occupied twice in the twentieth century? Donāt worry, when you have kids they wonāt know the U.S. occupied Iraq either.) During the First Occupation it was reported that members of the American Occupying Forces would often attend Dominican parties but instead of joining in the fun the Outlanders would simply stand at the edge of dances and watch. Which of course must have seemed like the craziest thing in the world. Who goes to a party to watch? Thereafter, the Marines were parigüayosāa word that in contemporary usage describes anybody who stands outside and watches while other people scoop up the girls. The kid who donāt dance, who aināt got game, who lets people clown him ā heās the parigüayo. If you looked in the Dictionary of Dominican Things, the entry for parigüayo would include a wood carving of Oscar. It is a name that would haunt him for the rest of his life and that would lead him to another Watcher, the one who lamps on the Blue Side of the Moon.ā (Diaz 423)
I related this āon again, off againā relationship to intervention to the idea of United States occupancy of the Dominican Republic, and their track record of neo-imperial occupancy. The United States, an allegedly peaceful, neoliberal utopia, which stands alone in the world in their ongoing quest for peace, themselves alone decide the terms and condition of said peace. āDemocracyā andĀ āfreedomā are conveniently defined by whatever the goals of the U.S. are, and whatever entityāsĀ goals donāt align with their perfect formula forĀ āpeacekeeping,ā consider said entity enemy number one of the United States from that point forward. The U.S. cannot risk their grip on the world to be loosened by any means, and that means establishing their concept ofĀ āideal ruleā across the globe under the guise of liberating less fortunate nations and peoples. Similarly, the Watchers decide when they must intervene, and refuse to let humans run their course.Ā Itās interesting to apply this concept to Oscar, who like the United States forces in a foreign land, is an outsider to his environment. Oscarās presence is also unwelcome, like the United States and intimidating/unsettling, like the Watchers. Surely, the knowledge that Oscar possesses is alien and inconceivable to āmere mortalsāĀ Oscar also cultivates the knowledge of unseen worlds, and his niche obsessions are similarlyĀ āarchivedā by his hyper-active selective memory for nerdy memorabilia. Oscar also doesnātĀ āinterveneā in the parties of his youth, or with the girls in his life, he merely watches, and philosophizes about his inability to do so. When Oscar does intervene, though, is in his daydreams, in his imagined apocalyptic scenarios, similar to the Watchers, who only interfere with the affairs of mortals when it risks destroying the world, or the United States, when they fear their way of life isĀ āunder threat.ā Finally, this is a bit of a stretch, but the idea of Fulcrum, a cosmic force set in motion without your control, that bears consequences for you actions against it, kind of sounds like Fuku. Fuku cursed the West for their exploitation of the Americas, Oscar was cursed to a life of misfortune because his neglect of his childhood love affair, and Fulcrum binds the Watchers to a sort ofĀ ācurseā if they break itās rules.Ā















