john b. krasinski.

Man, your vow renewal was beautiful, truly moving, the kind of ceremony that makes you believe in the whole thing all over again. You two are something special, and I’m really grateful I got to be there to witness it. Thank you for the invite. About those post-wrap plans… I should take a break, maybe disappear somewhere quiet for a bit. But knowing me, I’ll probably get restless after two days and start reading scripts again. It’s a problem.

Pleasure to have you there, man! And even moreso a pleasure to make anyone believe in love because ours, I assure you, is very real. Thank you so much. You're too kind, and we'd love to hang out again when things aren't so chaotic! I know the feeling, whenever I'm on break I'm usually working on a project in secret but... you gotta take a week at least, okay? Go somewhere idyllic and quiet. Jump into a lake.

Okay, you got me. Every five minutes it is. Think we can get Stan and Fe to just form a commune with us so that they're closer by for it? I'm gonna go ask them. I'm pretty sure everyone would notice an hour. Think you can be any quicker? Our little secret. But yeah, MJ's object permanence now applies to us, everyone wants her. Break my heart a little bit more at the idea of her forgetting us. Maybe a tearful quickie will soothe it over.

What's with you and communes, Em? Why do you wanna be part of one so badly? It's one of the weirder things about you, but I love you anyway. And I'm not just saying that because I just married you for a second time. If people noticed an hour they should have minded their own business, but I think we were a safe 25-30? I don't really remember the time passing, just looking into your eyes. What a fucking sap, am I right? Tearful quickie was perfect, vow renewal night was even better. Can't believe I get to love you forever. Please don't pull the rug out from under me, now, by telling me that was the ultimate prank.

you are so loved, I wonder who wouldn't love you and move everything to be here, and by the way, the place is wonderful. I feel in a fairy tale. I'm busy but never too busy to miss the celebration of the year. Did he say that? maybe you should ask what mascara it is so I can get the same. I need it for all the times that Meryl makes us laugh until cry on set these days. Definitely we deserve something less sad, I don't want to make Eiza to visit me in a retirement house telling me about our love story ´cause I don't remember anything. by the way, what do you think? this is our first official appearance together.

Wow, thank you, I have hearts in my eyes almost two days later. You're always the sweetest, Annie, we're so lucky to have you as a part of our extended family. Because that's what you are, I hope you know, not just a friend but family. Ugh, I so want to be on that set laughing until crying, sneak me on next chance you get? Because I've asked Em, and she's no help. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get you a happy story instead. There are less of those in fiction, but more in real life – in my experience. What do I think? I'm fuckin' elated for you two.

Stan crushed it. I didn’t know I could cry and laugh that much in the same ten-minute window. She wrecked me, you both did actually. You two have a way with words that could disarm a whole army. You two are disgusting, in the best, most heart-melting way. And I fully accept my place in the crying in th ecorner club, as long as there’s cake and Prosecco involved. That clapping will live rent-free in my heart forever. Thank you for having us, we wouldn't have missed it for the world. It was Annie and I's first official event as a couple.

Disarming armies? That's... a lot of pressure, you should probably go ahead and revoke it. Oh, wow, thanks, I'll definitely add that to my mental list of things that lift me up – "Eiza thinks you're disgusting, but in a mostly good way" – and I hope you appreciated the sheer amount of cake and Prosecco was flowing. You are so welcome, to play any part in someone else's love story means the world to me. To us. Here's to years and years to come, yeah? God, the night is over and I'm still giving toasts. Shut up, John.

Oh god, star struck by me? Buddy, I’m no one compared to you! And I wouldn’t miss it! Getting the invite meant a lot to us and we had to come celebrate you guys. This vow renewal has been breathtaking and the location is stunning. I’ve got no criticism! In fact, you need to plan some of our events haha

I can take absolutely no credit for the natural beauty of Lake Como or even most of the decorations or food... but the love? The love I can definitely take credit for, and it was so good to have you here to celebrate ours with us. I'm sure in no time at all it'll be fifteen years for you, yeah? I can't believe how fast the time flies. You in Italy for a while or was it a fly in fly out for you?

No, not at all. I fave fully embraced people calling me that, because there can be way worse things that you can be called, right? Being called Superman is pretty freaking cool. Come on, man. Don't give me that, because you don't look a day over thirty five. This was a beautiful thing, and I was honored to be apart of it. So what's the secret to such a long and happy marriage?

It is very cool. Being any superhero is kind of the goal, right, in one way or another – but Superman is definitely the elite of them all, the one we turn to in times of crisis, no shame is necessary there. 35? Oof, I'm... having you put that into writing and putting it above my mirror as an affirmation. So happy to have you here. The secret? ...it's gotta be laughter, man, no one makes me laugh like my wife does even when the world gives us a million reasons to frown or cry.

Are you kidding me? how could I miss such a special moment for two of my favorite people in the world? I had to be here and witness this beautiful moment with my Em, you and your beautiful babies. -you better believe that all of us are here because we're crazy about you and your family, you should have done something good to receive all this love, i could start to enlist all the wonderful things you two have done for me but it would make you cry... again and I don't want that. More wine would be good. We need to make a toast to you and em and at least 50 years more together.

No, no, no, I know, I'm absolutely not kidding, just really floating on air at how many quality people made their way all of this way. For us. I know that you would have been one of them, no matter what, but you are a busy lady – don't deny it. Yeah, no, please don't make me cry, I've already smudged my mascara and the artist swore it was waterproof when she applied it (you think I'm kidding again, and I'm really not.) I'll make sure that the wine keeps flowing, and toast to both of our relationships lasting until we're old and grey like that couple in The Notebook (but less sad!)

If you start crying, I’m going down with you, don’t test me. The whole ceremony had me in my feelings. But yes, technically not my first time in Lake Como, I was here last year for Valery and Dimitri’s wedding, and let me tell you, it was just as magical then. But this? This is next level. It feels different when it’s people you love, and the energy here is just… ugh, I’m gonna need tissues too, aren’t I? The girls must be loving it. You and Em really know how to make a place feel like a fairytale.

Stan's a hell of an officiant, right? No, I mean, he was great, but what Emily wrote and said... I'm making her give me a copy so I can frame it. No one in the world makes me feel like that woman does, I am truly #blessed. Let's just be the losers crying in the corner over cake, Eiza, I feel like it's the new cool. The girls are definitely having the time of their lives, good food, good views... people that want to listen to their ramblings, and... y'know, they don't hate their mum and dad kissing quite as much as they used to. I think MJ might actually like it with the way she claps her little hands. Thanks for coming, E, I can't say it enough.

Hiya, @jbkrasinski. I think it's safe to say that today was a success. We're going to have to make quite a few albums with all the pictures, to help tide me over in 15 years when we do this all over again. Or maybe we should do it every 5? I'm going to start getting impatient if I have to wait forever to marry you again.

Mmmm, how about every five months? It doesn't have to be a big deal, just you, me, the girls and Stanley somewhere idyllic (hell, Central Park counts) exchanging rings for the umpteenth time. What do you think of that? Fuck, you look gorgeous, do we really have to stick around for dinner? What if we just crept away for an hour? No one would notice. Marigold's forgotten we exist with everyone who wants to hold her.