my swagger don't quit

He had to admit, at least drunk emotionally wrecked Jas had some sort of hold on her pizza priorities. Also, it meant he could now have some of her pizza and not have to think about pulling off mushrooms. Trash mushrooms. Noah wasn’t exactly sure what to do. It wasn’t that he hadn’t seen her in such a state, it was Jas after all and she had a tendency with relationships. He really hoped she would learn but at this point he shouldn’t be surprised. She’d be okay after tonight, they just needed to get through the initial recovery. Like always, they’d make it through.

Noah smiled, shaking his head lightly as he cupped the hand of hers on his face. “It’s the stubble, I figured I’d let my beard grow a little this time. I’ll probably shave it within a week though.” He shrugged. “There’s my girl” he grinned, wiping her face with his thumb when she reopened her eyes. “Mhmm” he hummed, trying not to burst out laughing in her face. He was glad he was here, of course being there for her, but mostly the entertainment from watching Jas try and string together a sentence. “You’re right, pizza is basically the staple and foundation of our relationship.” He paused, narrowing his eyes, “I hope you know now I’m here that we’re sharing this pizza.”

He reached out his hand to stable her, in case she fell. Realizing she was good… for now he withdrew them. “I always do, hun.” he smiled. Noah slid his tongue against his teeth, pursing his lips. A small smile fought at the corner of his lips, “I think you’re a lot of things, but sure if you think you heard that, then go ahead.” Of course he had said that, but even he wouldn’t let drunk Jasmin to get a big ego. Not on his watch. That also just wasn’t the point of their night. She did look really good in her dress, even drunk and fighting her feelings.

His tongue poked the inside of his cheek, nodding with every sentence she said. He reached his hand to brush hair out of her face. His hand hesitated before pulling away from her. “I don’t think you’re stupid or being stupid. It’s her loss Jas, okay. You have every right to be upset with her, and I mean I don’t know work romances are complicated.” Relationships in general were complicated, they both knew that. He cupped her face in his hands, looking at her seriously “You didn’t ruin it, babe. I gotta admit, sometimes you do sabotage relationships but I saw how it was with Val. You really liked her and you tried hard to make this work out, you even wanted to make it official. Jas, trust me and listen to me okay. You are not stupid. You aren’t…. always sabotaging your relationships. You aren’t gonna die alone. You’re gorgeous, funny, smart, creative, talented. Any one would be lucky to have you to themselves. Trust me Jas, if you die alone there’s no hope for me.”

“And you are definitely not unlovable, okay Jasmin? He grinned, dropping his hands once more. “Well as you’ve said many times before, my life is so boring I have nothing else to do.” He shrugged. “I was also just checking around the office and preparing for the party tomorrow. Also, uhm why is our floor so damn uncomfortable.”

“Everyone'll still love you with a beard,” she grinned, her fingers pawing for his stubble again finding it delightfully distracting from her ongoing heartache, “Maybe even more.” To be honest, Noah could show up to work in a trash bag with a beard down to his knees and everyone would still love him. He was loveable. Noah was the most lovable person that she had ever met. He was perfect. Giggles started to escape her as he hummed, calling dibs on her lovely cheesy, no mushroom pizza. If he were anyone else...

“Okay, okay. You can have some of my pizza. But! But, but, but this means that you're gonna have to answer the door when the guy calls. With the pizza. The pizza guy-,” she then sang, “The piiiiiiizza guuuuuuuuuy!” Jasmin grinned, beaming at his big, beautiful, bearded face. Noah kept her from falling over (in more ways than one) and she was suddenly so full of...of...love. She felt so gooey around him when her inhibitions were low and the lights were off and pizza was on the way. She wanted to tell him that. Wanted to express it, sing it as loud as she could like Natasha Bedingfield did--- I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Platonically, she chided herself even in her hazy drunken mindset.

Jasmin smiled at his denial of her extreme sexiness before going quiet. She was overly aware of his hand brushing her hair from her face. Part of her wanted to cover her ears and drown out his kind words. She wanted to wallow in self pity, she wanted to be unlovable. Ignoring Noah was impossible though and the more he talked, the more she listened. Her heart could have burst. And there was something else, something she ignored and something she definitely wouldn't remember in the morning. Jasmin felt a pang in her chest when he said it, when he said: work romances are complicated. But she didn't know why.

Despite herself, she nodded along. “Okay,” she whispered, leaning her head against his shoulder and finally letting out a breath. The night she'd had with Val (the last night they'd have together, huh?) was starting to hurt a little less already. Although, that was mainly down to the liquor and Noah's ridiculously broad shoulders. Even stupid drunk, Jasmin believed that it was going to be okay now because of him. “Thank you,” she said, a little louder, “Thank you for- for always being here. And being. Being you. I just... You're you and I- I don't know what I'd...” Words were hard.

“Words are hard,” she laughed, pawing at his face again. “You wouldn't die alone. I will be there! Even when you're all old and grey and crispy,” she giggled. His words were perfect and they weighed on her heart. Despite all the whiskey and the bad choices, the ruined relationships and all the drama there was Noah. Noah was always there. Her best friend in the world. Her person. “And sexy- I'm also sexy.”

How'd he manage to make her feel better when a few moments ago she'd been ready to thoroughly drown in her sorrows? “Oooooh, the party! Our party, yes. Are you excited? I'm... I'm excited. We need new floors. You bore,” she grinned, booping his nose before going quiet again. This felt like an important moment, like something had changed and she was supposed to notice. But she was drunk and he was her best friend. “I love you. You nerd.”

I mean, what can I say. It’s not sucking up if it’s really the complete truth and who am I to deny you the truth of your excellence. But also, you bring creativity to the office all the time, and whew puns, no one compares. [ Laughs ] We don’t know, maybe Noah wants to spend a few weeks in the cubicles with the rest of us, get to know his team on a personal level. Or, that works too. I think you should sign your emails with “Wise One” while we’re at it. [ flips his non-existent long hair for extra drama ] I try. Also when I have long flowin locs, this office isn’t going to know what hit them… in a good way. Although I’d love to come in and all they’re jaws are on the floor with full confusion and shookethness, which intelligently speaking isn’t a word but for the sake of modern day really should be. My hair will be flowing in no time if I only have to keep complimenting you, that’s like the easiest thing. Let’s be honest though, don’t bosses also get the opportunity to just relax and enjoy their weird office family while getting out of their mind drunk? You guy’s need a break and I’m sure everyone was too out of it to report you to anyone. I will never miss it again though, I need to see these things for myself not hear them. Keeping them clean is my number one goal. I think it’s partly just a face and it is saying something that she hasn’t completely told me off yet. I mean if she wanted to she really could just rail on me, but I think she knows I’d just try harder and she has little to no chance of getting rid of me. Essentially, it’s partly her fault she’s stuck with me. [ Grins ] Hmm, yeah I’ll just lowkey pretend you planned to do that then. Right, right we do. I’m not ready for rejection sober.

You are always so darn spot on, this is one of the many reasons that you’re going places. Big! Big places! [ She waggled her fingers for extra emphasis ] When the time is right, there will be a ‘greatest puns’ section on the mag at least every week. Ha! Oh man, I’d love to see that. Have him fetch coffees and green juices like an intern just so he can really get an appreciation for you all too. [ Laughs ] I love it. It’s this undeniable humour and charm that Carson’ll be unable to resist re: your proposal. Oh there will be maximum shookethness, don’t you worry. The office will be a buzz about it for years and years to come. They’ll whisper rumours about you and your magnificent mane all around the globe. You’re right, it is one of the number one perks of running the bizz. That and you can wear whatever you want and show up whenever. Well, mostly because you have a partner who’s always on time but that’s neither here nor there. That’s my boy. Oh yeah, let’s be real... Carson McGregor definitely digs you. As a friend, obvi. Which is also really saying something. Thank you. Yes! Come on, a teeny weeny little splash of Champers won’t hurt. Text me immediately when she says ‘yes’.

Well, when you say that, I guess you’re right. All the aliens definitely swoon at the sight of Idris on whatever they use to watch Earth movies. If there’s anyone they’d grab, it’s him. Yeah, yeah. Well on behalf of myself, you’re welcome. I guess. It’s not that I’m not kind, Jaz. I wouldn’t have to shut you down as much if you, you know. You just want me to okay your ideas don’t you, that’s why you’re cutting me off like this. We both know they aren’t actually appropriate, don’t jest. Does that count? He’s always on your side, almost a mini you. Therefore, we don’t count him, not yet. Boss? Sure, Boss. Wait is that the kind of thing that turns you on or you just like the power trip? Great. We can now get rid of that remodeling portion of our finances right? I just think we can spread that out otherwise. It only took five years, everyone else is already jealous. Also, you’re welcome because it was both of our compromises that led to this moment. Never, Jazzy, never. It’s just a bit obnoxious. An office photo, yeah, sure. You in a bikini striking a pose, more distracting than practical. I see. I’m long awaiting that one, I think we could rock glossy together. [ Rolls his eyes ] Work maybe? I can only let you believe what you think, even if it’s false.

I must say, behind every great man is a crazier woman. Kidding, kidding. [ Nudges her slightly ] I think you were even lying that it was thin ice. I think it’s always been stable but the fact that you even suggest me skating on thin ice. I’m concerned about this relationship sometimes. -Oh, I call him practical, owes you a good date or money for one but practical. I don’t think you really leave any plant for five months, probably too much time alone, but we’ll work on it. Uh huh, guess I’ll have to. How did you getting a plant turn into more work for me? Obviously priorities [ Laughs ] Definitely not. And a hard no to the body glitter. I think there’s a reason why there are articles about these things. So old men like me don’t have to try them, especially when they don’t want to. Me! I don’t want to sparkle that much. Won’t be the first or last time, babe. Relax. [ Grins ] I better be. We can, a lifelong lesson in searching.

Satellite but with more pizazz, I imagine. Plus they're wearing like really cool 'I heart Idris' t-shirts with fifty pockets and armholes for all their respective tentacles. Mhm. 'You know'? If I, what? Stop requesting that, for a random example, we have ice-sculptures in every other room 'cause I can tell ya right now, I'm not letting that one go. You know me oh so well. Aw but if I don't jest then what am I supposed to do, huh? And don't say 'work' again, loser. Being inappropriate is like, my fifth most charming skill. Oh, and like Carson isn't in your pocket. Well, she was... Just wait until she finds out what Amir is gonna ask her this morning for his upcoming article; you're gonna have hell to pay. Hey, [ she winked ] why not both? Ugh, fine. Fine. I'm zen about the the aesthetic of the office at last and you can re-budget or whatever it is you do that keeps the lights running in here. Hell yeah, they are! We're the top of everyone's bitch list; that's how jelly they are. Never coulda done it without you, Boss. You say obnoxious, I say modern art but thank you for pointing out how distracting my bangin' bod is. Speaking of, how is that hot new employee-slash-lifelong friend of yours? Noah, apple of my eye, light of my life... Shut up.

That was a very highly descriptive sentence and I’m proud and approve. I wasn’t sure if you were going to insult him or not, I was about to look around to see if he was anywhere close. The magazine is not run by fools, you are no fool. And neither is Noah of course, but especially you, wise one. Crossing my fingers and my toes and hands in general. My hair will never be as luscious as yours, I can only hope to achieve something as great. I mean if it’s not cuffing season, holiday, or valentines then what really is there. I missed the last one, I heard it got really bad though. 25% is a pretty good amount, too bad the day just started. I’m not a little curious, hopefully I’ll remember to ask later. Obviously I’ll be asking for the clean version because my ears are basically PG-13. She is not doom or gloom. [ Pouts ] Good, I need all the luck. And maybe an EMT on speed dial but she’ll still do it. You all just underestimate my convincing and our friendship. People are dying McGregor sounds like a bad thriller. One I would watch but it would still be bad. Oh, I mean if we’re putting that on the line too, then I would. Yes, the fancy stuff would definitely make it feel so much easier. Why do we still have that by the way?

Thank you. You know, kid, it is so nice to be appreciated around here for my creative and whimsical storytelling abilities. And puns. Any more of this and I'm gonna bump Noah's name off the office door and replace it with yours. [ Winks ] Don't worry about the big lug, he loves you too. Scratch everything I just said; I'm gonna replace my own name with "Wise One" instead. It's gonna be awesome. Your dedication never seizes to amaze me. Aw, [ places a hand over her dramatic heart ] you know just what to say to warm a woman's heart. Your hair's got a strong chance of getting on this level, you just have to keeeep...complimenting me! Exactly, exactly. Oh it was definitely wild. I mean as a boss I totally have to disapprove outloud but as a fellow onlooker who's bar brawled once or twice, it was iconic. You keep those PG-13 ears squeaky clean and you'll have no problems in life, TBH. She's both? Kidding. I'm kidding. I'm very aware of just how talented Carson is. But you do need all the luck and that EMT on standby if you're hoping to make it outta this assignment with everything still attached. I apologize sincerely for underestimating both of those things. [ Laughs ] Yeah, there's always one. Uh... It was my turn, at the time, to clear out the fridge and it just, lowkey, never happened. Anyways, c'mon. We've gotta hype you up for the big proposal.

WHO Jasmin + Noah @noah-ideahere WHEN December 30th, 2013 --- nearing the end of the first official year of success for the magazine WHERE The office       Jasmin had been on the verge of confessing all her real, true feelings to her sort of girlfriend Valentina when things went very wrong, very fast. Sure, things had been kinda tense and frosty at work with Val giving her too much of a professional attitude (but it was fine) but... Well, she hadn’t expected her to break it off. Their “thing”. Jas had never done serious before and even thinking about putting herself out there like that had been a lot. Dodged a bullet she figured. Whatever. Of course their first big official New Years Eve party was tomorrow and they’d all have to be there together and, well... She’d gotten a little ( a lot ) drunk and ended up lamenting in the office alone. 

Jasmin Farahani was never going to love again. Okay so maybe she hadn't even loved in the first place or she had; really, the details escaped her at this point. This point being several drinks in and a bottle of whiskey they were supposed to be saving for the New Years Eve party was opened and halfway finished. Either way, one thing was abundantly clear: Jasmin was going to die alone. Okay, again, that was definitely the whiskey talking but damn it, she was hurt. Val had hurt her and the worst part was she didn't even know, wouldn't ever know just how badly.

In hindsight, this was probably karmic. After all, had she not done the same thing to countless others? Let them see and care and fall in love with all the good parts of herself and then just as they were ready to embrace the bad too, she'd leave. Run actually, with one foot out the window as she yelled a quick 'see ya later, Steve' and then never see Steve later if that was indeed even his name. So she deserved this. Or she didn't? Maybe she didn't but her thoughts were far too blurry and she couldn't grasp onto one long enough to fully form it.

But she was sad. Her heart ached, her whole body ached (that might have had something to do with the bumpy trip from the elevator to hers and Noah's office though) and... and... she was hungry. That's when she'd managed to somehow unlock her phone and jam the right number on speed dial. The ringing was from her cell or it was coming from inside her head but either way, she was hoping beyond hope that this was would lead to pizza. Why did she think this was a good idea? Not the pizza, that was always a good idea, but fessing up her feelings. Having feelings, even. She should never, ever do that again. Never!

“Hellooooo! Hello, hello---,” that was how it started and while she knew that she was trying to order a pizza, something was definitely getting lost in translation. Next thing she knew- OW- her phone was no longer pressed against her face and it might have hit the floor, she didn't know. Not to mention, she herself was no longer lying horizontally on the couch but more...vertical. Her back was on the stupid wooden flooring (what was this? A cabin the woods? They definitely needed to change the flooring when they went into year two) and her legs- clad in her fave floor length, black dress with an award winning slit up the side- were flung up onto the couch.

“No mushrooms,” she mumbled, eyes closing as her nose scrunched at the unwelcome, distant sound of elevator doors closing. Who was that? She was probably imagining. Noah was out on some nice, wholesome dinner date or like, re-arranging his tie collection and there was no way it was Val. Oh! Maybe it was the pizza guy! A gal could certainly dream.

Idris Elba makes everyone swoon, well every human swoon. A trip is still some action, I’ll take it. And aspire to be more like Idris. Wow, is this what it feels like for you regularly when I shut you down. Except mine are you know, more appropriate. It is not allergy season, I don’t think, and even if it was that would not change anything! Hmm, yes boss. [ Grins ]. It is beautiful, but it’s probably the funnest option for the flooring. Everything else is boring, and wood is just stupid for floors, this isn’t a cabin in the middle of nowhere. No wonder I’ve been hearing more clicking, I thought I was imagining it but now you’ve shed light. I thought I was going crazy. Go ahead- uh maybe I should’ve held out for something I wanted more. Like one of those basketball toss machines. Please stop trying to get me in less clothes. Even better than the shows Obama and Michelle are planning to write. Okay at least on par, they are a great duo. Sweetheart, you’re so confident, it’s cute. Are you that sure? Mhmm it is beautiful, but sometimes you have to let beautiful things go. Ugh. Why must you torture me. On both fronts really, the matching and the how dare I.

Let’s patent it before we get it trending and then go ahead with the memo. We should probably clarify what it means in the memo before everyone starts thinking we’ve turned into Cosmo or worse… BBL. Hey, don’t say I never gave you something. And  don’t say I don’t contribute to your ‘fun’ memo’s. You call a guy worried about his finances boring? Okay I can see where I went wrong with that as a point, was definitely not helping his case. I’m more worried that he still took you out when he’s clearly worried about his ex. He had no business tryna lead you on. Good! Did you set an reminder so you water it everyday? As long as we’re past the days of fake bad excuses, I don’t think you can backtrack here. I mean, I just had to. There’s a mainly stocked fridge to fill your hunger, we could also do take out.  Oh, I know. Am I ever going to understand the concept of body glitter? Isn’t it hard to get off, I know I ask that every time but glitter is literally the herpes of the craft world. My pizza was a secretive little thing, I can’t spill my guts to you. I don’t kiss and tell. Yes, interesting [ copies her tone ] Well all my dates are but none compare to you.

I wholeheartedly believe that Idris' reach goes well beyond this planet and its questionable solar system. Mhm. On behalf of the entire staff, I thank you. Yup, stings don't it? You should definitely consider being a little kinder, a little more open-minded about my entirely appropriate office suggestions is all I'm saying. I can already confirm that Amir will be on my side. Sure. Wait, call me 'boss' again, that had a great ring to it. Oh my god, right? Can I just say, here in our fifth year, I think we've reached peak, foundation aesthetic for the building and I wouldn't change a thing. I mean sure, we passed on the giant portrait of you and me in Cabo but there's always next time and better wall space. Secrets are being revealed right before your very eyes. Up next? How I get my hair so dang glossy. Put it on your Christmas list, babe. [ Grins also ] Never, what else would I do all day? Definitely on par, we need to know what our own limits are, realistically. Aw, I'm adorable, I know. Maybe not as adorable as you trying to act all coy about how much you loooooove me but like, close enough. It's fun.

My logic makes you swoon Jas. And it brings other people to tears, tears of joy. You picked out the marble! No one was going to approve of trampoline flooring, that’s not even a thing. We can always just rent one and put it outside the building if you’re really that depressed about it. But if I come in and find one in here, I’m taking it from your check. You’re right, I feel a little depressed about not springing into the office, highly glad to not hit my head on a wall though. Gotta have that give and take. [ Rolls his eyes, trying not to laugh ] It’s a best seller and an oscar all in one, you’ve gotta admit. Aw, you sure I can’t just reject the how dare you? I mean I feel like I’m already going to get so many today, I just wanna take a pass on this one. Uh huh, sure. W- Okay I didn’t think of the matching hats. What is with you and matching clothing? Uh thank you, I think half of that was a compliment.

We both know you have a couple good boob-butt-leg dress, why do we never just shorten that. Bbl sounds like a kink, hmm. I thought he seemed… decent when he came around last time. I’m proud you stayed long enough to hear most of the date though, gotta say you are improving Jas. You still ditched him but you hung in there. Wow this kind of responsibility- If I hadn’t already gotten you ice cream. I thought peak hour party was all the time? Is it not? Hot dates, you know my tv and pizza made for a great hot date. If that doesn’t count, then no. But I do have one Wednesday night, so until then.

Idris Elba makes me swoon, your logic on the other hand might make me trip over on a really good day. Uh huh, you sure it's not just allergy season? That...is beside the point! Beautiful as my marble choice was in the end, it's definitely not the funnest option we could have gone with is all I'm saying. I mean, sure, the sound of heels clicking off it is a major power buzz but we could have been bouncing. I'm gonna hold you to that trampoline offer now. You can get up there in your booty shorts for an exclusive photoshoot or somethin', I can set that up. [ She scrunched her nose at her comment on her pay check ] Fine. Yeah, we could be the greatest story that any Netflix original ever saw but let's be real here for a sec, you would never leave me. You wouldn't get by without yours truly's beautiful face. Mm... That's a hard no on that one. Sorry buddy. What can I say? I'm still inspired from Fashion Week and re-watching Cycle 12 of ANTM. You're half way welcome.

If he doesn’t raise it, I’ll take the spiritual raise too. Practically the same thing, you know minus the benefits. But what really are benefits, well. Okay, I like the benefits, I can’t lie. Ahh the ill rumour. I think they’re currently bored so they probably would take whatever gossip they could find. I mean, I guess, it sounded a bit proper. Why on vacay? What are you- no I don’t think I wanna know. Stick huh? [ shakes his head ] It is not D-day! It really won’t be that bad, she’ll go along with it, I bet you! Maybe only one shot though, maybe just one.

If he doesn't raise it, it's because he's a fool who's never let his ass hang free out of any pair of cut-offs in his whole life time and I don't think this magazine is run by fools. I'm crossing my fingers for you. Either way, your spirit's gonna be 10 times richer and your hair's still gonna be that luscious so. A win-win. It gets like that in these dry months. We haven't had a good office fling turned near-miss fist fight around here in forever. Just a little bit. [ Laughs ] Ah, maybe not. Gotta at least keep it 25% professional while we're both officially on the clock, huh? D-day... Doomsday... Whatever you wanna call it. Oh? How much? No, no really I am rooting for you. I love the story, the concepts and if you manage to get Carson 'people are dying' McGregor on board with a lifestyle piece? I mean, dang. You definitely need a raise. Come on, there's still leftover Chardonnay from the Christmas party you can have a swig of for luck.

It’s warm outside, there is no ice, hun. That’s a very long plan for which I could just quit, taking all my years of experience, and join another company. Or even better, start my own and crush you with love Jaz. I’m just saying, maybe we should talk about these memos some more before you just randomly send them out. Nothing about that memo was going to help us out. [ A grin spread across his face knowing she could turn down the ice cream. ] Ice cream compliments anything Jas, not just donuts but alright. Please before you decide to, can you not distribute that shirt company wide. Keep it to yourself, it’s fine. Sounds like just an excuse to see my cheeks, Jas. How was your night though? No pounding headache today?

Why've you always gotta ruin my perfectly valid points with your logic? This is why we have marble flooring instead of trampoline and I hope you feel ashamed every time you don't get to spring into the office. [ Of course she must gasp in a highly dramatique manner ] First of all, how dare you even joke about such a thing. Second of all, a rivalry plot between you and I would be pretty intense and I'd definitely binge watch it but please see my original 'how dare you' statement. Maybe. I'll write that down for next time. Oh, please [ waving a donut at him ] everything is helped by donuts. That's fair, you can have that one. I...totally wasn't even thinking about doing that. Or also giving out matching hats with that on it, psh. You see right through me, Noah. Like I'm made of glass and you've got two perfectly pretty eyes.

Donut fear! Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. I’m sure they read the memo, Miss Jasmin. Uh, I was on board until you said spill jelly down your shits, seems a bit sticky, don’t you think? Unless we’re doing jelly shots then, well I’ll keep it a secret don’t worry. I got you!

Donut fear. Amir, I'll have to like, legally run it by Noah but I'm 150% giving you a raise for that pun alone. And compliment, thank you. If it wouldn't make the office rumour mill literally explode, I'd swoon where I stand. Please, we're cool, y'know? You don't have to 'miss' me unless I'm on vacay. I guess there's a time and place for sticky... [ snaps her fingers ] You just brought it right back. I appreciate all that you do but also, it's D-Day and I do not envy what you have to do today so you might actually need to have a shot, or 10.

I knew that was you, I just really hoped it wasn’t Jas. Also, I might’ve just maybe cancelled it after you sent it out and were gone… from the office. It is just another day in the office, in addition to donuts. Before you yell at me and rat me out, again- I got you your favorite ice cream to make up for it! See, I come prepared now. No, no booty shorts. None. Keep your cheeks in the pants please.

You are skating on thin ice, Noah. Thin. Ice. Forget firing you, I'm gonna demote you back down to being an intern and then I'm gonna run the company with your hot college buddy instead. Uh huh, soak that one up next time you wanna go throwing my awesome memos in the trash. I---- [ But he'd gotten her fave ice cream and really, who could be mad at that stupid ole face? ] Fine but once because ice-cream compliments donuts so well. Oh my god. I'm printing that on a t-shirt immediately. Babe, Noah Fence but your cheeks would probably benefit from a little outside work. I'm just sayin'. I care about your well-being.