reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

let’s be real here girls. men who sincerely think that women are just confusing and don’t make sense have the emotional capacity and listening skills of a singular unsalted peanut and that’s the gospel truth

stop interacting with my posts

sorry randy. I’ll try not to

hey you fuck the hell off

@miss-morland @the-baessist

its a myrrh dispenser

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

hillary: *holding a netgear router to jill stein’s head* file for a fucking recount or i swear to christ i’ll turn this thing on

Bad and naughty discoursers must be silenced by the KAZOO OF CIVILITY.

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

tell a boy you aint gonna fuck him and watch how dry the conversation gets lmfao