Ungracefully thin and tall

written and performed by Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

WhY DoEs NoBoDy KnOw HoW tO fLuSh TeH tOiLeT aFtEr ThEy’Ve HaD a SHET? DEGUSTENG!!

My mom wants me to start drama

“My father called me ‘stupid’ a lot. Even when I’d bring home good grades, he’d say things like: ‘You’re smart, but you don’t know anything.’ I just wasn’t a big reader like him. He always had a book in his hand. Math was my thing. During lunch I’d go to the junior high library and sit on the floor with puzzle books. Now I’m a teacher, and I’ve taught every math class in the high school curriculum. A few years ago I was teaching my precalculus class, and I stumbled upon a set of numbers that generated ellipses with identical positioning in both the rectangular and polar coordinate systems. So I turned them into variables, wrote a two-page proof, and had my work published in a journal called The Mathematics Teacher. Take that, Dad.”

Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my… woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.”