void

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

image: illustration showing "The Two Types of Birds". There is a male and a female red cardinal with label "John sexual dimorphism". On the other side is two red-eared parakeets labelled "you will never find out unless you get a DNA test". end ID.

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

I have already died thrice by 1pm

(guy who is probably liked voice) does anyone even like me