shot in the dark.

You reckon? It’s hard to think you’re any kind of good looking in this town when everyone is a model or an actor or rich. But you’re right, at least I don’t have that problem.Give it ten years, then maybe…

Most model-type people aren’t that good looking anyways. At least you have the whole rugged thing going on. Yeah, well--let’s not dwell on that too much. Ten years is a long time away.

I’ve done absolutely nothing interesting with my life this weekend.I’m getting so old.

At least you’re still pretty? Be happy you’re not at that age where things that should never sag, start sagging.

Why the hell not? You asked me for sex, I can’t ask you out for coffee?

Touché. Alright then, coffee it is. I hope I get sex by the end of this little date but I suppose I could wait for the second date for that.

Yes, Jayden,I do see where you’re going with this. How about we get some coffee and go try to find where sells those brownies? See where I’m going with this?

Aw, shucks. Are you asking me out on a date? Is that what’s happening here?

Jayden? Angus. You seem convinced that I’m going to sleep with you, Jayden. You’re an attractive man, surely you can’t be that hard up for sex? Not that I’m not flattered,of course.

Angus, hi. I hope it’s going to be a pleasure to meet you. I’m attractive, you’re attractive. You see where I’m going with this? 

You’re a charming little shit, aren’t you? Funny to boot. What’s your name?

If you like what you’re seeing now, you should see me naked. Well, you may as well know my name. It’s common courtesy to tell people your name before you sleep with them. I’m Jayden.

Not having something is the perfect reason to want it,don’t you think? But that’s some proposition there, friend. You’re not the wooing type, I see. I might be inclined to agree if you’re as resourceful as you say.

Mhm, you’re right. I don’t have you but I’m pretty sure I want to. No one has time for wooing people anymore. Although, if it mean that much to you, I can try and be a little more romantic? I could always eat the brownies off of you.

I’d judge you a bit if I could say that I have. For all the bakeries in the town, I dinna think it would be that hard to find one. Hence why I’ve resorted to sexual favors as a trade.

You’re craving Rocky Road brownies yet you haven’t tasted them either? That doesn’t even make sense. I could find some, I’m resourceful. I know people. We’ll taste them and then we’ll taste each other. How does that sound?

Generally, yes, but you’re a handsome lad and I mean, have to not seen the way those brownies look?

Don’t judge me but i don’t think I’ve ever tasted Rocky Road brownies before. 

I’m willing to trade my body for rocky road brownies. Anyone?

Is this invitation open for anyone or just people of the female variety?

I have no idea who you are and yet I may just be in love with you. Please let me keep you, I need more amusing gays in my life.

I get that a lot. I say something and instantly women come flocking towards me. I swear I'm giving off some beacon of light that attracts the female gender to my homosexuality.

Oh I’m sure it’s a beaut. But don’t worry,I wont judge you. A lot of people become very vain when they masturbate.I’m sure boys just line up in your yard when you get your milkshake going.

I'm not surprised. Masturbation is like the ultimate ego boost. Not only do you get to have a little fun but the end result means you did a pretty good job. Well, ya. I can't disagree with that. I mean, when you have a thick milkshake, you may as well share it around, right?

Oh they’re just stunning. And I completely understand, sometimes I get lost staring at my own cleavage.

I feel ya. Not only do I get lost looking in my own eyes, I also have a pretty fun time getting lost looking at my dick. ..but that's mostly because of another completely different reason.