Lady Lucifer

It’s a shame how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

Zit camouflage

omfg

STOP

I have a group of friends that would always go on “adventures” but what adventures really meant was going to a place they wouldn’t normally smoke  weed at, and then smoking weed there

“She’s still working on her manners.”

Me

She doesn’t need manners she’s perfect and I love her

WHAT A CONCEPT

[A frog ball floats in a pool while an unseen person talks about it] It’s really amazing to me how, you know, sometimes you can just receive these gifts and uh.. You know, I didn’t ask for this frog ball, but …she’s here.

this is my favorite vine

​I hope I get to watch this again like when I’m 50 I hope this doesn’t get lost in my past

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

this fucks me up every single time

This is so fucking important and I think it’s something I needed right now

smoke weed

was you not on here that month that they dragged drake for hotline bling and being manipulative? Cus it was almost a new paragraph every day. ???

Lmao no one even fucks with drake like that anymore we just jam to his music and have discourse about his misogyny

I swear every body talked about how drake is just as misogynistic just does it in a different style

its mostly white people who like drake lol

I don’t feel like enough is said about drake though honestly and his ~light skinned mixed and thus less scary and threatening African American living in Canada with his Jewish mom~ appeal does a lot for that compared to Black dark skinned rappers who are terrible / misogynistic, who are held accountable far more often I’ve always felt that!

my thoughts exactly. people do go in on drake’s misogyny and the people who haven’t seen that must’ve had their eyes closed or they’re being purposely disingenuous to bolster a political point lol because for a few instances it was a constant dash topic for weeks going on months, but i’ve yet to hear people describe him in the same ways people do to black dark skinned rappers who are misogynist and who are simultaneously seen as more threatening due to their blackness. he’s able to access a level of perceived sensitivity/softness that dark skinned black men generally cannot, so we rarely see drake being described as a violent misogynist like his peers, which he should be.