ninjagay

wait one last post before i sleep in honor of i finished seabound today . it is So funny how for the entire season they were like “yeah… wojiras elements, water and wind. the wave amulet represents the element of water and it controls the sea and the storm amulet represents the element of wind (not lightning we promise) and it uhhh uh generates electricity fuck we mean it creates lightning storms wait. wait we mean. it’s wind. it’s the element of wind trust us”

oh god now that i’m hyperfixated on ninjago again i need to remember all those obscure characters i adopted [runs into heavy traffic]

i don’t know if it’s confirmed one way or the other if the other ninja (besides nya obv) know jay was adopted but can you imagine like . how on gods green earth jay could have broken the news to them about it . like he cant say BTW guys you know that very famous and recently deceased movie star Actually he’s my dad oh how do i know that well you see in an alternate timeline that got erased i used an evil djinn to wish for a fortune and got an inheritance letter from him haha!!!! if jay told the guys cliff gordon was his dad they’d be like haha yeah jay and my dad works at nintendo like WHAT does he say . what does he say