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if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

a rich girl i knew in high school just made a facebook status talking about how “unsafe” her new neighbourhood is and relating a story of how she’d discovered a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell and called the fucking cops on him and all of the comments were like, “omg that’s so scary i’m so sorry you had to go through that” what wildly different moral universes we occupy

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

No Noise November. everyone shut up