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You mention to your co-workers that you think the bronze statue that you pass by everyday on your way to work is such an eyesore. Their only response is βWhat statue?β
Huh, thatβs weird, I think to myself. Β I hope Iβm not going senile.
I went home early from work that day. Β I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.
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yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend
they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program
the number of American women in their 30s who are one "DM the word ALIGNMENT to start your journey" away from starting/joining some Heaven's Gate shit via Instagram is concerning
we gotta start distributing free tarot cards and divining rods nationwide or something because people can literally do all that shit at home alone without the direction of some narcissist with a quartz necklace who doesn't have custody of her kids
My abusive ex (a proudly self-identified narcissist) was a tiktok tarot reader who identified as "a wizard" on the basis of several mass market paperbacks he sort of skimmed and a proclivity for florid psychosis he refused to acknowledge or treat. We broke up around the time he started wearing a silk scarf as a turban and talking about crocheting with human hair
He and his boyfriend called the cops on each other over quartz one time. They sent an officer to meditate the distribution of the fucking crystals, it was deeply surreal.
I don't think quartz was the only crystal involved here.
I like to imagine separating out the quartz stash looked something like this
Plush girls
some of the most swagless years in human history, possibly ever. yet i must stay strong for the return of swagful days
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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet
the animation discourse last week was about how all the big indie shows ex. murder drones, digital circus, hazbin hotel, knights of guinevere, lackdaisy, whatever, are Like That because their creators only take influence from things like gravity falls and steven universe and never seek out any other form of media, which is a really funny accusation if you've actually seen like, any of these shows at all
yeah the thing is I just don't agree with that and think it's a pretty shallow if not outright incorrect criticism of these shows; they flatly wear the influence from things outside of children's cartoons on their sleeves and have premises or themes that are clearly aimed towards an adult audience regardless of swearing (do any of these even have a lot of swearing outside of hazbin hotel?). it's hard not to notice that this is a criticism that you only commonly see aimed at animated shows rather than similar live action genre comedies with quirky dialogue, ala good omens or what we do in the shadows or the good place or pushing daisies or whatever; the adultness of these things is never interrogated in the same way at all, there's a kind of inherent dismissal of animation as a medium here that doesn't allow any space for that broad genre of show to exist in adult animation unquestioned.
lets play wolves
based off a tweet i saw on tweeturr * please do not reupload anywhere else
There's this weird tendency among fandom types where they'll take a character, and insist that they are fans of them, before changing their design, age, pronouns, backstory, blood type, species, hometown, favorite color, zodiac sign, medical history, and every other facet of their being.
They will then violently insist that this version is superior to the canon one and act like they "fixed" them and it's like. Buddy that's not the same character anymore. That's just your own oc commiting identity fraud. Like. I get the desire to experiment with different interpretations of a story. But first of all it's okay to just make an original character if that's what you really want to do. And second of all, are you even really a fan of the character you "fixed" if they're a completely different person afterwards?
Like. Idk dude for somebody who claims to be a fan you sure don't seem to like them as they are :/
Gonna remember "buddy that's not the character that's your OC committing identity fraud."
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Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time
theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles
I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY
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pissed the whole day away yesterday because i was too scared to be emotionally vulnerable with myself and record vocals for a song SO IM DOING IT NOW. in my defense this is the first time ive written lyrics or will have recorded vocals since 2018. so.
set timeline markers in fl studio to help me flesh out all the rhythms and syllabic stressing and stuff and then i literally burst into tears imagining the vocals over the emotional climax of the song BECAUSE I LITERALLY TOOK LINES FROM THE TADC FINALE FOR THIS FUCKING TRACK. MY CRINGE ASS JAX FANFICTION SONG WILL BE REAL I HAVE TO MAKE IT REAL
OK VOCALS RECORDED THANK YOU FOR LENDING ME YOUR STRENGTH
