ill never make it alone

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

I hope someone looks at me with such adoration in their eyes like John Lennon did to Paul McCartney.

Oh god this post gives me life. ❤

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

da gargoyle brothers

"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

SIR that is my- okay, look i can't actually remember why i followed them or why they followed me, but I LOVE THEM, it would be WEIRD not to see them reblogging gifsets of shows i have no interest in!

“This character is dead in canon” to you. They’re dead in canon to you. To me they’re fine

“This character is dead in canon” then explain to me why they’re still running around and living rent free in my head.

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

sometimes you just have to rest. the world can wait. take your time.

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

I hope someone looks at me with such adoration in their eyes like John Lennon did to Paul McCartney.

Oh god this post gives me life. ❤