they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life
"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

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wip. grrraaahhhh
cant come up with anything else :(
i love ut/dr and stuff but i genuinely cant play either game without crying. it makes me sick to see everything ive put behind me come roaring to life in a narrative that isnt even meant to do so. if i ever start larping it MIGHT be because little ol me never learned to see anything healthy and not seethe π
artisan
βββ
soot-tipped fingers bless all that is malleable
from sap, an attentive rigidity is procured aplenty
from clay, histories return to motion
from batter, pleasure and nuance entrance the mouths of many
from infant impressionability, self-seated ardor which once was shunned
finds
sanctuary.
..
of his word, moral malaise vanishes beneath ignorance; his chrysalis
of his form, its pallor distends on gluttonous vice; his syphilis
of his inflictions, blooming at once at the rigid decree
of the knobby digits assuming birthgiver
in Noah's peril, those scars fade for none to see
accrued depravities, hidden by tidebearer
a damning oblivion his tainted gift mandated
the Ark, the people's haven
petals strewn beneath the waters below, Noah's ardor unsated
hi so. this was a 3 day project that i did on vacation. pretty up to interpretation, this is however about my experiences with imperfect authority figures and the harm they've done to me. its not as bad as it is here, just blown out of proportion, much like my outlandish sensitivity made it seem. things that have been done to me leave deep marks even tho itll be small stuff like. i dunno. coughing near me by accident. actually nvm just read it
solanaceae
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a seed laid into unrest
to varnish your cuirass,
dissect and later 'primand
this vitreous salve, quicksand
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of course, i've grown to detest
a morrow's gleam: your arrest
in ne'erending night, i unman
my nat'ral barb to uphold
your dying will; cajoled
hi so. i met a child pred online, right. this is me before i organized the screenshots and sent it to the right people. one of those people was the papyrus person. we both felt really bad about cracking down on someone like that, so this is that but sonnet. the guys name was morg and i fought for his attention quite often. it made me really angry to see him speak with the same kid he acted weird about so i only really exposed him just to pry the two apart. im not really sure if i feel anything about the obvious moral flaw of saying such weird things about kids. ive got something cooking up about how that lack of concern scares me too. ok thats all
schadenfreude
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of the innumerable i have led,
your frail envy was not an unseen mast.
what you lack, what was detracted- its stead
i delight in, neβer taxing and steadfast.
silence, child, your rampant presumptions name
confusions, sycophancy, and distrust.
my extremities seek no more; their claim
βcross thy pallor a truly aimless rust.
marble cascades to copper. youβre enthused
in donning our misanthropy, such that-
against fledglingβs prohibitions, bemused
βsalemβsβ knuckles percuss, salvo of gat
the pyreβs barren now; choked on tempered ire.
you, no longer true β i, no longer βsire.β
would yall believe me if i said i made this bc of a papyrus cosplayer online who. i felt ignored me in place of others despite taking it upon himself to take charge of me because he was there to see me have horrid stuff happen to me. now when i told him of the effect that Big Bad Thing had on me he unfriended me and actually sent it to someone else he knew for "advice" :) the advice being a backhanded "just go get professional help." laughs in poor
that and i kinda have had a history of misjudging my mental health and giving my family scares so. they wont take this chance. but yeah theres that massive vent beneath a perfectly normal sonnet. yay. im so sick of this whole people thing ragahhhh

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tomodachi life demo highlights
A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men canβt be bisexual
I think today would be better if ghosts could use elevators.
it would really lift my spirits
why do ya think they invented the hydraulic ouija?
i would like a list of puns without any sort of context. free reign so be artistic :)
which set of teeth do dogs never lose?
their canines.
too lazy to add more.
i see. i will remember this thank you sir
in return: what do u call a fish thats a chainsmoker. a pufferfish
ha
ok
heheh, hey, that was pretty good.
praise from THE pun elitist?
a smile is now plastered onto my face
continue: a whimsical safari will always have a dandelion
okay, now you're pushin' it.
laughing bird's called a cackletoo π
okay stop.
or do i need to keep... talon you off?
wish we had a crowd, they'd be raven π

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i would like a list of puns without any sort of context. free reign so be artistic :)
which set of teeth do dogs never lose?
their canines.
too lazy to add more.
i see. i will remember this thank you sir
in return: what do u call a fish thats a chainsmoker. a pufferfish
ha
ok
heheh, hey, that was pretty good.
praise from THE pun elitist?
a smile is now plastered onto my face
continue: a whimsical safari will always have a dandelion
okay, now you're pushin' it.
laughing bird's called a cackletoo π
i would like a list of puns without any sort of context. free reign so be artistic :)
which set of teeth do dogs never lose?
their canines.
too lazy to add more.
i see. i will remember this thank you sir
in return: what do u call a fish thats a chainsmoker. a pufferfish
ha
ok
heheh, hey, that was pretty good.
praise from THE pun elitist?
a smile is now plastered onto my face
continue: a whimsical safari will always have a dandelion