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It feels. Bittersweet to say the least. I genuinely did not think this would be my last competition as a student, but it was.

When my mentor was showing me a video on their phone, they decided to just blast it at full volume (PUBLIC INDOORS AT A PANERA BREAD BTW.) And instead of like, holding it up or perhaps allowing the device to safely lay on a flat surface, they slid it onto the table.

The phone just slipped off the table like it too was beyond exhaustion and I think if it participated in the Winter Olympics it would be noted for how elegantly and yet soullessly it flew off the table. There was poetry to be found in there somewhere.

Anyways, I looked down at the cellular device on the floor and back up at my mentor who was just staring with this blank expression of resignation and despair.

I was a teenager wearing a gay lab coat (it’s gay because it had pride pins) surrounded by other teenagers wearing gay lab coats in a public facility fumbling to pick up a phone that was blasting something like

OH JACKSON THIS DOORFRAME IS ABSOLUTELY EXQUISITE THSI IS THE MOST AZIMF THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME!!! (<—- the video was about a cat obsessed with doorframes)

While the responsible adult was just kinda standing there presumably having collapsed under it all

There are metal shavings all over the mass produced vinyl tables

Print(“eeeyikes this motor is too hot just like me hueheheh”);

Or motors named “PeanitsOverdrive” and “ThrustMaster” (actually happened)

Hi guys im a loser programmer in the PNW frc team 2980

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I like robots

sometimes

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