what if you were an actual demon from actual hell and your family sucked and your boss sucked and your boss' family sucked and your family and his family both thought him a fool and laughed at him behind his back, and then your gullible naive idiot boss looked at you, a demon from hell, and with complete sincerity and perfect conviction saw a sliver of divinity in you. a light genuinely worth nurturing. what then.

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

she touch my yippee till i yay