34. âSay Iâm just a friend to you, but friends donât do the things we do. Everybody knows you love me too.ââ
Thanks for the prompt! I decided to go super goofy with this one, cause my favorite line from FRIENDS has been running through my head lately. Hope you enjoy!
34. âSay Iâm just a friend to you, but friends donât do the things we do. Everybody knows you love me too.â
Jake, Ezekiel and Flynn were sitting at the bar the team had gone out to after the mission that day, chatting and downing beers. The night had been fun, but Ezekiel was growing exasperated at the lack of attention he was currently getting.
Cassandra had dragged Eve over to the pool table once theyâd both passed tipsy. Flynn, as expected, had checked out a long time ago, bopping overdramatically to the music and watching Eve with one of his goofy smiles. What Ezekiel hadnât expected though was the lack of attention from Stone, whoâd stopped actively participating in the conversation a few minutes ago in favor of watching the girls as well.
Cassandra had started to talking to one of the guys they were playing against, and everyone could see them starting to get closer, and giggling. Now, he was leaning over her and âhelping her use the stick.â
Ezekiel looked back and forth between that scene, and Jake, and he rolled his eyes, immediately realizing what was happening.
âCome on. mate.â he said.
âWhat?â Jake asked, his gaze only half-turning.
âYouâve been all puppy-dog eyes on Cassandra for the past five minutes. Youâre starting to look pathetic.â
âI donât knowâŚâ Jake started. He turned back to the bar finally and sipped his beer. âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
âPlease,â Ezekiel sighed. âYou think the rest of us havenât noticed you two dancing around each-other for the past three years? Iâve literally never seen anyone be more obvious.â
Jake waited a moment with a hard frown and sipped his drink again before speaking.
âLook,â he said. âIâve thoughtâŚmaybeâŚbut it doesnât matter! Sheâs clearly not interested.â
He motioned over to the pool table, where Cassandra was laughing loudly as she faced pool boy.
âSheâs drunk at a bar and flirting with some playboy who pulled a poolstick move on her.â Ezekiel exclaimed. âAnd you think that means sheâd never be interested in you?!â
Jake said nothing, and Ezekiel sighed loudly.
âMate, you gotta stop this sulking. Everybody knows you and Cassandra are gonna be together in the end.â
âAnd how do you know that?â Jake asked angrily.
 Ezekiel scoffed and sipped his drink before answering.Â
âBecause sheâs your lobster!â he said teasingly.
âIâm sorry,â Jake said. âMy what?â
âYou knowâŚ.like in that episode of FRIENDS?â
Jake still just looked at Ezekiel confused, and the thief sighed again before continuing on.
âLobsters, they mate for life. Sheâs your lobster.â
âActually,â Flynn said, whoâd apparently been listening while still watching Eve. âLobsters donât mate for life.â
âOh whatever!â Ezekiel said angrily.
âItâs interesting actually,â Flynn continued. âLots of studies have been done. Not many species other than humans are monogamous. Beavers are.â
âYouâre not helping Flynn!â
âAnd Swans.â
âFine!â Ezekiel yelled, catching a few stray gazes. âSheâs your bloody swan then! Point isâŚitâs going to be you two.â
Jake was about to say something else when Cassandra and Eve came back over to join them, Cassandra smiling widely and wiping some sweat from her brow.
âWoo!â she cheered. âWe totally creamed them!â
âI gotta say,â Eve said, sitting down on Flynnâs lap. âRedâs a natural.â
âItâs all math,â Cassandra said. âItâs simple.â
âWell Iâm glad you ladies had fun,â Jake said.
âCome on Stone!â Cassandra said, grabbing him by the wrist. âYou gotta play the next game with me!â
âHuh?â Jake asked.
âYeah, come on! Itâll be fun! We can find a new team to hustle!â
Cassandra was already dragging Jake away before he had the chance to respond. He looked back to Ezekiel for a second, who just raised his eyebrows and raised his beer before taking a sip.















