You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.

Jasper, I said we’re done here. Drop it. Just the fuck up, okay?

Sweet balls of fire. Grumpy grump. 

Shut up already, Jasper. We’re done here.

I wasn't aware anything was going on. I was just talking about my killer method and you started going on like an Avon lady about soap or something. 

Well then maybe you should take a shower for once. Ever heard of soap?

A+ comeback, buddy. Good job. I'm so fucking offended. 

Well, you do look like a total mess, so that’s one reason why. Your appearance just keeps pulling the same question out of me; Are you on drugs, Lennon?

Unfortunately not, Roux. Though, I kind of wish I was right now. Maybe instead of pulling dumb questions out or your head you should pull whatever's making you so pissy out of your ass. 

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work every time, calm down, you tool.

I'm offended by your lack of confidence in me. Astounded, even. 

How do you explain it when your silly 30 degree angle crap doesn’t work? It’s luck. Yes, of course there’s precision because if you didn’t have that you wouldn’t really have the chance to make it in.

I don't have to explain when my "silly 30 degree angle crap" doesn't work because it works, like, every time. It's like part physics and part magic. Not real magic, though. Like, Jasper magic. 

I’m not so sure it’s as easy as that, you wouldn’t be able to make it almost every time, it’s simply a game of precision and luck.

Precision, sure. But luck? Chance and luck aren't really things, are they? It would depend on your philosophy. I mean luck is just a scapegoat for when we lose.

I'd like the rabbit. Look how fluffy he is. Too cute for words. 

Oh, right, of course. I can do anything, I play pretty much every game. I own the fair. 

Maybe you should be winning me prizes, then. 

Gross, I don’t even like blueberries.

They're a perfectly good fruit product. They're like, the only blue fruit, anyways. 

Yessir. Such as..well uhm, ..quidditch, and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Duh. I thought you meant more along the lines of fairground stuff. That's more of a valid answer anyways. 

Oh. I never thought of it like that. … Are my teeth blue?

Totally. Completely blue. Blueberries in your mouth. 

..Yeah, you should. Good. Ninja? I’ve gone to the fairs every year, I’m a “ninja” at a lot of things. 

True enough. Ninja at a lotta things, huh. Such as?

Why the specifics? They all taste the same.

Aesthetics, man. No one wants blue teeth, right?