Actual Trash

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

She’s unhinged and sets every boundary on fire and she’s still a better friend than all the girls combined.

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

"cinema is dying how can we save it" if you have eddie and the symbiote fuck NASTY in venom 3 you will make 10 billion dollars

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

please be nice to Izzy Hands that’s my emotional support pirate

I am not an Izzy Hands apologist but rather, an Izzy Hands enthusiast