warning call

“Apparently when you hiccup and sneeze at the same time it is.”

“hiccup and sneeze? how is that even possible?”

❝ are you feeling better now, lovie? — that was a pretty awful spill y'took there! you’re all bandaged up— ready to take on the world. ❞

"thanks! i sure do hope this doesn’t affect my keyboarding.”

“About 70 percent of the planet is ocean, with an average depth of more than 12,400 feet. Given that photons can’t penetrate more than 330 feet below the water’s surface, most of our planet is in a perpetual state of darkness. Ain’t that wild?”

“i-uhm-what?”

—– Consider this speed dating, only without the actual dating part. You have five minutes. Go.

"i had this great verse for an upcoming song but i didn’t have my phone with me so i went back to get it. next thing you know, i bumped into you so i’m sorry please don’t kill me.”

“So, long story short, I ended up choking on a chicken nugget and went up my nose.”

"okay, so was that even possible?”

“Hey… I swear I am not a random person shouting at you from the other side of the fence, but I forgot my pass and security will not let me in. I will do or give you anything if you help me”

" how does one even forgets a pass?? were  you that busy to even forget it or ?? ”

“yeah, okay, i’ll leave you to it then i guess, i hope you’re good though.”

" i’m always good so no need to worry. ”

“Because I’m a brat and I was ten, not all kids think ‘oh hey this could kill my sister’ I was thinking ‘hey this would be hilarious if she makes it all the way across the road’.”

“ it would be hilarious until someone gets hurt. ”

“Because I’m a brat and I was ten, not all kids think ‘oh hey this could kill my sister’ I was thinking ‘hey this would be hilarious if she makes it all the way across the road’.”

“ it would be hilarious until someone gets hurt. ”

dailyhailee:

      “ Do people actually believe all these camping advices? I mean ‘if you approach a bear in the woods, just lie down and play dead’ - pretty sure that’s just a brilliant rumor started by either a) bears who are too lazy to hunt you; or b) people who want to see you dead. “

"uh, i don’t know? i’ve never been camping or backpacking or whatever before. its not really common for us to even do camping.”