Sucks To Your Ass-Mar

you know when your boyfriend has a bit of a mental breakdown and disappears “on an exchange program” for months and you try to move on but he comes back and you realize you aren’t completely over him so you try again but he acts really weird and secretive and then he goes missing for real until your ex predicts that he’s going to return and he does come back except he’s been travelling through time and is now about 33 years older than you while you’re still a teenager so not only is there now a problematic age gap but your mother informs you that your boyfriend’s dad was actually your little brother who also went missing by travelling through time (at the fault of your love interest because of the paradox) so not only is your boyfriend old and traumatized but he’s also your nephew. happened to my friend Martha

anyway my most beloved headcanon is that jonas was in fact the one who found michael's body and part of the reason he was in the psychward for months was because the scene in 3x7 was not the first time he tried to commit and found he somehow could not

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

when gillian flynn said “I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas that stock so many books. I particularly mourn the lack of female villains — good, potent female villains. Not ill-tempered women who scheme about landing good men and better shoes (as if we had nothing more interesting to war over), not chilly WASP mothers (emotionally distant isn’t necessarily evil), not soapy vixens (merely bitchy doesn’t qualify either). I’m talking violent, wicked women. Scary women. Don’t tell me you don’t know some. The point is, women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves — to the point of almost parodic encouragement — we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.”