Jasmin.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

Dream

gps: *says something* everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

He did a funny <3

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.