all starters taken from the cw show supernatural. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

it’s not u.f.o.s.

well, thank you for your input.

what newspaper did you say you work for?

the only thing you’re missing is a couple dozen cats, [name].

it’s a blood sugar thing.

have you considered the possibility that you suck?

what are the feds doing here?

is it a kinky thing?

go to hell.

didn’t agree with me.

you do what you gotta do.

[name], stop yelling.

you’re breaking up.

i didn’t catch that last part.

what kind?

you’d better run, man.

i think the fourth kind is a butt thing.

empathy, [name]! empathy!

talk to me.

what happened?

god, don’t say that out loud!

[name], not helping.

this is it?

i mean, i’ve had time to adjust.

did it happen when you were kids?

i’d like to help, if i can.

what the hell?

you’re upset.

i was looking into it!

you just gave her the silent ‘how’re you doing’.

it brings up a question.

are you just supposed to sit there in the dark and suffer? even though there’s nothing that can be done at that moment?

you sit in the dark, and you feel the loss.

why not?

make it stop.

what’s his name?

that’s a really nice offer.

do you have bigger cups?

i’m telling you, give me five minutes with some clippers.

shut up.

you took a siesta around noon. yesterday.

i’m sorry.

that’s why we don’t have nice things, [name].

do you guys eat like this every day?

this bird is fantastic.

it’s just chicken.

there’s plenty left.

what if i’m a decoy? or in deep cover?

it’s pathetic.

i miss these talks.

what the hell?

turn it off, turn it off!

i get it.

he’s a fan.

you’re a fan!

just cause you know everything about them doesn’t mean that you actually know them. or that they even know you exist.

oh, that’s cold, [name].

it sucks to be you.

it’s not really much of an operation.

we have to keep two sets of pilots on standby.

it’s exhausting, isn’t it?

it was an honor to even be considered.

what squad?

there is no squad.

it’s a highly guarded secret.

he spoils you?

he only likes his private label scotch.

bring it on, [name].

did it look cool, like in the movies?

nice guess.

right, you’re a mind reader.

it wasn’t a guess.

yeah, right.

cut it out, [name].

you think you’re being funny but you’re being really, really childish.

okay, enough!

this is fun.

that’s all you got?

whoa, easy tiger.

you scared the crap out of me.

that’s cause you’re outta practice.

[name], what the hell are you doing here?

well, i was looking for a beer.

i think i’m allergic to our soap or something.

hey! where were you?

oh, i went out.

so i think i might have a theory about what’s going on.

hey, why don’t you get dressed?

we’ll grab something to eat.

you did this?

you’re a freakin’ jerk!

if you pull that string one more time, i’m gonna kill you.

you look like you got attacked by some pcp crazed strippers.

we earned that.

you can’t just sit.around lip synching eye of the tiger while no one’s watching.

come on, get up here.

you son of a bitch.

i’ve never got a standing ovation before.

i think that entitles me to free drinks for the rest of my life.

i’m gonna get t-shirts made.

i think i deserve some pie.

so what now?

i’m gonna become a hunter.

i can offer a token if you like.

[name]? how did you do that?

[name], i don’t drive.

this is the best day ever!

don’t tell [name].

given the name of the game, i assume that means you won.

i didn’t say that.

it was how you said it.

i could tell.

well who would’ve thought hanging out with me would make you sentimental?

take it easy.

it’s never enough food.

is that real bacon?

get out of my face!

leave me alone!

what the hell did you do?

what’s so funny?

it’s been a long time since i’ve laughed that hard.

you made these?

i just didn’t think you knew what a kitchen was.

i can explain what was going on.

just let it wash over you.

hands off the wheel.

next time i choose.

it’s an honor.

i’ve heard a lot about you.

i’m glad to hear you’ve ceased your extracurricular activities.

you seem troubled.

so i sometimes ignore it.

of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality.

you shot me.

[name], we found something.

i’m here, [name].

i can’t believe you fell for that.

that was the plot of raiders, idiot.

you owe me!

if you don’t help us, i will hunt you down and kill you.

i don’t know yet, but i will look until i find out.

you need help, [name].

it’s so good to see you alive.

i’m looking for my partner.

he has beautiful hair.

this is complicated.

that’s my husband’s chair.

is something wrong?

oh, hi there.

well, they didn’t have a guinea pig. we do.

you have a guinea pig? where?

me, [name]. i’m the guinea pig.

this is not your house.

you’re right.

i’m feeling adventurous.

if we cannot remain civil, then you can skedaddle.

i don’t wear a hat!

all starters taken from the 2001 film, ocean’s eleven. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

you scared?

let’s get him out.

ten ought to do it, don’t you think?

you think we need one more?

you think we need one more.

alright, we’ll get one more.

does he make you laugh?

he doesn’t make me cry.

i need the reason.

don’t say money.

why do this?

why not do it?

been practicing that speech, have you?

did i rush it? felt like i rushed it.

no, it was good.

i liked it.

watch it, bud.

who you calling bud, pal?

who you calling pal, friend?

don’t call me a jackass.

i just did call you a jackass.

oh yeah, sorry, i forgot to mention that.

i’d never been to belize.

i owe you from the thing with the guy in the place.

and i’ll never forget it.

you know what your problem is?

like what, do you think?

i hope you were the groom.

ted nugent called. he wants his shirt back.

you’re a thief and a liar.

i only lied about being a thief.

i don’t do that anymore.

no, he’s very clear on both.

god, i’m bored.

you look bored.

you get the cookies i sent?

why do you think i came to see you first?

[name], are you sure you’re ready to do this?

if you ever ask me that question again, [name], you will not wake up the following morning.

i’m gonna get out of the car, and i’m gonna drop you like third period french.

how’s the game going?

i’m running away with your wife.

it’s not about that.

it’s not entirely about that.

i lost something.

i lost someone.

that’s why i’m here.

is that right?

what are we doing, [name]?

you gotta walk before you can crawl.

now, they tell me i paid my debt to society.

how fast can you put something together from what i just slipped you?

everybody down, now!

it’ll be nice working with proper villains again.

my wife left me.

i fell into a self destructive pattern.

you could ask him.

alright, you proved your point.

congratulations, you’re a dead man.

why do they always paint hallways that color?

they say taupe is very soothing.

remind you of anyone?

i saw you before you even got up this morning.

what’s with the orange?

my doctor says i need vitamins.

yeah, imagine the odds.

did you check the batteries?

you know, you lose focus in this game for one second, somebody gets hurt.

you want something to read? a magazine or something?

you’re outta your goddamn minds!

hang on a minute, chief.

we don’t have a minute.

i stole things.

you stole things?

why would i mind you asking?

[name], what do you do for a living?

what are you doing?

man, i told you to run.

don’t do that.

what, i didn’t tell you to run?

get in the goddamn house.

how about all three?

right, it’s done.

guys like us don’t change, [name].

we either stay sharp or we get sloppy. we don’t change.

[name], turn that off, will you?

where are they?

they will be here.

it’s never been tried.

so i should put the towels back?

no, the towels you can keep.

get a watch that works.

do you understand any of this?

i’ll explain later.

how’s your wife?

you can’t have six cards in a five card game.

it’s not blackjack.

hit me.

i told you i knew what i was doing.

how long will you be?

you’re either in or you’re out.

what is it?

you’re pretty trusting pretty fast.

well [name] has a lot of faith in you.

fathers are like that.

you remember the day i went out for cigarettes and didn’t come back?

you must have noticed.

i don’t smoke.

don’t sit!

did someone call for a doctor?

who the hell is this?

shouldn’t someone help him?

all starters taken from various shoot from the hip comedy sketches. feel free to change pronouns as needed! part one. part two.

terrible deeds have aged me terribly.

that doesn’t really cancel out the thing i said.

i didn’t post anything about you.

well that’s fine.

it’s okay.

congratulations!

happy birthday, [name]!

thank you very much.

i admire you.

how ‘bout we get a beer?

get in the fucking car.

please do pass me the wine.

don’t be too hard on [name].

would you like to go again?

i’m still here.

enough of this.

don’t fight.

i do not know anything about my team.

oh wow, thank fuck for that.

we don’t allow joy at boarding school.

that boy needs to grow up in a stable home.

my goodness.

i’m sorry, [name]. i’m sorry.

you have a round head.

so good luck winning the competition now!

that’s not an insult.

the milkman’s very nice.

i planted the thought in your mind.

i’ve come to collect our share.

he’s a smuggler.

why do i have to sit outside of the tank?

take it seriously, [name], for goodness sake!

this is your third warning.

it won’t happen again.

how many prime ministers have you known?

you don’t have to remind me of the vows i made.

i think the most disturbing thing happening here is that shirt.

i’m a bit of a cocktail fiend.

i would like a drink that doesn’t suggest anything about my masculinity.

i think he wants to fuck him.

look, if you don’t want to do this anymore, that’s fine.

maybe i’ll go and do it by myself.

no one told you yet.

i wish he’d get to the fucking point.

what a pushy dj.

this is not okay!

that was a statement, not a joke.

if i make a joke, you’ll know it.

you said that in a weird way.

who’s listening on the other side of the window?

i assembled all the pieces.

it was a very chilly winter.

how do you feel?

i’ve been looking in this mirror.

that’s a window.

we can’t get too sentimental, chaps.

hello, [name]. how are you?

i’ll leave then.

good to see you.

there’s something fucking weird about that man.

surely, my dear [name], it’s emmy award winning.

just like in the wild west, this.

do you know who’s the king here in [place]?

all eyes on me.

i suppose you have to decide whose side you’re on.

you mean a clown’s not allowed to be at the circus?

that doesn’t make any sense!

think about it!

oh, fuck you!

sorry you should be.

be normal, [name].

can i have a kiss?

now go to bed.

here’s your medication.

i’m not a duck.

i abandoned all of them.

this changes things somewhat.

is that right, [name]?

can i ask you a question?

it’s not true.

it’s something new, [name].

i’ve never been more sane in my life.

what could go wrong?

were you the one sitting in the front row?

i’ve got something dramatic to tell you.

i don’t hear anything.

come on now.

you’re calling me fat.

i’m having a terrible day.

this better be good news.

that’s how you know nothing’s happening, but they’re keeping an eye on things.

how do these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

i love you! i love everything about you! i love your body, i love your eyes, i love your soul, i love your mind.

i had literally zero idea.

i did not see this coming.

too fucking right, darling.

i didn’t know if you’d need more clues.

are you suggesting that i get my football prowess from fucking my wife?

i beat you seven-nil when i was ten years old!

all starters are taken from the 1997 film good will hunting. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

you’ll be convinced of that till next month.

that’s gonna last until next year.

yeah, i read that, too.

do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?

but at least i won’t be unoriginal.

but, i mean, if you’ve got a problem with that, we can just step outside and figure it out.

no, man, there’s no problem.

how’d you like me now?

my boy’s wicked smart.

i swallowed a bug.

you’re an idiot.

i’ve been sitting over there for forty five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me.

you look lovely in those glasses.

i don’t really date that much.

how very unfortunate.

you were hoping to get a good night kiss.

i was hoping to get good night laid, but i’ll settle for a kiss.

how very noble of you.

you again, huh?

come with me.

so what’s this?

this is really nice.

you got a thing for swans?

it’s not your fault.

because fuck him, that’s why.

don’t fuck with me.

don’t fuck with me, alright, [name]? not you.

you live in this safe little world where no one challenges you.

don’t tell me about my world.

you just want to have your little fling with the guy from the other side of town.

why are you saying this?

what is your obsession with this money?

don’t put your shit on me when you’re the one that’s afraid!

what the fuck am i afraid of?

you’re afraid of me.

you’re afraid that i won’t love you back.

i’m afraid too!

and at least i’m honest with you.

i’m not honest with you?

what do you wanna know?

you don’t wanna hear that.

you don’t wanna hear that shit, [name]. don’t tell me you wanna hear that shit!

i didn’t know that.

i do wanna hear it! i want to hear it because i want to help you.

help me?

what the fuck?

what do i got, a fucking sign on my back that says “save me”?

do i look like i need that?

don’t bullshit me!

don’t you fucking bullshit me!

i want to be with you because i love you.

i want to hear you say that you don’t love me.

i won’t call you. and i won’t be in your life.

i don’t love you.

i thought about what you said to me the other day. i stayed up half the night thinking about it.

something occurred to me.

i fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and i haven’t thought about you since.

you know what occurred to me?

you’re just a kid.

you don’t have the faintest idea what you’re talking about.

you’ve never been out of [place].

i bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the sistine chapel.

if i ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites.

you’re a tough kid.

but you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable.

you don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself.

i doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

i look at you, i don’t see an intelligent, confident young man. i see a cocky, scared shitless kid.

but you presume to know everything about me.

you’re an orphan, right?

do you think i know the first thing about how hard your life has been? how you feel? who you are?

does that encapsulate you?

but you don’t want to do that, do you, sport?

you’re terrified of what you might say.

your move, chief.

if you have any questions, i’m sure [name] has the answers.

come here.

this is correct.

who did this?

come forward, silent rogue, and receive thy prize.

well, i’m sorry to disappoint my spectators.

sorry.

what are you doing?

that’s people’s work!

you can’t graffiti here.

hey, fuck you!

oh, you’re a clever one!

what’s your name?

oh my god.

looks right.

what the fuck do you want?

sounds like a real hoot.

if you fail to meet with any of those conditions, you will have to serve time.

i’m not gonna meet with any fucking therapist.

it’s better than spending that time in jail, isn’t it?

i don’t regret a single day i spent with her.

so when did you know that she was the one for you?

jesus christ, you know the fucking day?

yeah, sure.

he goes apeshit.

i wasn’t there.

you should’ve seen her. she was a stunner.

i don’t care if helen of troy walks in the room!

who are these fucking friends of yours?

i gotta see about a girl.

you’re kidding me.

so how’s your lady?

she’s gone.

when was this?

that sucks.

when are you done with those meetings?

i’m gonna be a fucking lab rat.

what do i wanna move outta here for?

i’m gonna fucking live here for the rest of my life.

in twenty years if you’re still living here, i’ll fucking kill you.

that’s not a threat, that’s a fact.

you don’t owe it to yourself. you owe it to me.

tomorrow i’m gonna wake up and i’ll be fifty. and i’ll still be doing this shit.

you’re sitting on a winning lottery ticket, and you’re too much of a pussy to cash it in.

it’d be an insult to us if you’re still here in twenty years.

i’d do fucking anything to have what you got.

hanging around here is a fucking waste of your time.

all starters taken from various shoot from the hip comedy sketches. feel free to change pronouns as needed! part one.

i’ve always wanted to be captured!

milk?

it’s a spanish dish.

shut your tiny mouth.

can’t pronounce that word, can you?

you have such a way with the children!

we’re not filming it in your house.

wait!

you have such a pretty face.

what?

you’re not taking [name] with you.

why’re you using my surname, [name]?

go away!

the sad octopus is dead.

i worked so hard.

i hear my husband.

i hear him.

the women in our family have always had a gift.

we’re on an adventure.

does that not inspire you?

that’s a great song.

that’s what it’s called.

how did you get my name so wrong?

amazingly, the octopus is meant to be dead.

get out of the seat.

get up.

you’re very bad at turning it off.

how’s mom?

i don’t think we’re insured for this.

we’re leaving the material plane!

[name], where are we going?

oh, where is it?

you’re fucking tiny!

larger than a man, smaller than a dream.

i’m glad to hear i sound normal to you.

what have you done, [name]?

you’re barely on a living wage.

oh my god.

i worry i’m going mad.

i gotta take my red trousers off!

let’s get him over to the medical arena.

i will die as i have lived. shirtless.

[name], is that you?

what was it called?

i wanted to go outside.

good morning, [name].

[name], you’re still alive.

don’t strain yourself.

we’ve got a list of cocktails.

i will have that one, please.

where are you going with this, [name]?

so be careful.

because i know what men are like.

i was just here cause i couldn’t work out how to use the door!

you want a cigarette?

i don’t smoke.

[name], what happened to your hair?

dirty bastards.

well, where are they gonna get that?

[name], there is something very wrong with you.

and i’m not happy about it!

[name], there’s something i want you to have.

i made you a cocktail.

we’ve actually talked about not aggressively sliding pints to the customers.

you’re getting there!

very good, [name].

which one of us are you talking to?

did you run here all the way?

stop being a weirdo.

i’d like to know.

all starters taken from various shoot from the hip comedy sketches. feel free to change pronouns as needed! part two.

don’t become what you hate!

evil triumphs when good men do nothing.

who’s your dad?

we’ve all got the same dad.

i’ll leave you with a poem.

so get the fuck out of here!

when the wind doth blow to and fro, you must get your shit together and fuck up them hoes.

always follow your nose!

a laugh is the soul trying to escape your body.

you can’t close up a lighthouse.

that’s what it is to be human. love. love doesn’t have a shape. love doesn’t have dimension. love doesn’t have limits, and if you can reach for it, you grab hold with two hands and you never let go.

why would you bring up hands?

that’s offensive.

fuck off!

i hear the devil, father!

don’t let the constant mental breakdowns get you down!

the beginning is the end. all we have is the now.

i can hear the sound of your bones knocking together.

you sound nervous.

jingle bells has all the notes you will ever need!

a nipple a day keeps the rangers at bay.

it was your idea, darling.

you do these things because you have to, not because you enjoy it.

a girl like me doesn’t climb the ranks through kindness and petticoats.

this one’s called ‘be careful.’

even as parents, we make mistakes sometimes.

that escalated fucking quickly!

i’m american. our oldest tradition is two hundred and fifty years old.

new things can be good. change can be good.

we’re all kind of a dick sometimes, aren’t we?

why do you think my first wife left me?

don’t misgender the horse.

you’re never gonna fucking come here ever again.

have faith, sister, in the wonder of our soup.

you put that in a bottle.

what’s wrong with that?

who the fuck are you?

it’s not natural.

[name], you seem distracted as of late.

i’m doing a lovely job here.

can you offer medical assistance to anyone in need?

that makes me sound like a fucking idiot!

i don’t know what you mean.

i’ve been here waiting for my tea for the past four days.

when we first got married, you loved the garden.

but she was not well.

what is going on with you?

it’s time for you to retire.

shut the fuck up!

looks like we will have a knife fight.

any minute now!

just wondering if you’re still happy.

don’t be so naive, you ignorant hillbilly.

there’s no such thing as a soul.

who told you that?

i except a bloody tip when i’m finished here.

i’m having a horrible day.

i’ll do it later.

i hate that guy.

i really don’t want him to come back.

what did you do?

i’m a witness now, apparently.

is he okay?

do you wanna take the stairs?

fuck you!

bye!

why don’t you come to me?

all starters taken from leigh bardugo’s six of crows. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

i will have you without your armor, [name]. or i will not have you at all.

i want you.

stay with me.

this city’s price is blood. and i am happy to pay with yours.

brick by brick, i will destroy you.

what’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

you’re all horrible.

my ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

no mourners. no funerals.

the heart is an arrow. it demands aim to land true.

it’s not natural for women to fight.

it’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet there you stand.

when everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.

i like puzzles.

trickery is just my native tongue.

i’m a businessman. no more, no less.

what business?

there’s something wrong with you, [name].

i don’t know what it is, but you’re not made right.

isn’t that what i just said?

you’re a thief, [name].

we are all someone’s monster.

i have been made to protect you.

only in death will i be kept from this oath.

please, my darling [name], treasure of my heart, won’t you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat?

have a long trip down.

i can hear the change in [name]’s breathing when he looks at you. it catches every time, like he’s never seen you before.

don’t go.

men mock the gods until they need them, [name].

what do you want, then?

greed is your god, [name].

greed bows to me. it is my servant and my lever.

greed may do your bidding, but death serves no man.

better terrible truths than kind lies.

saints, [name], you actually look happy.

don’t be ridiculous.

i’m going to get my money. and i’m going to get my girl.

maybe i liked your stupid face.

i want you to stay.

how will you have me?

you love trickery.

and we all know how likely that is.

if i fail, i don’t get paid.

always hit where the mark isn’t looking.

i’m glad i’m bleeding all over your shirt.

you came back for me.

i’ll acquire expensive habits in the afterlife.

there’s a difference between confidence and arrogance.

you can’t spend his money if you’re dead.

how do we begin?

don’t ever sneak up on me again.

[name], this whole ‘shoot me’ thing is starting to concern me.

facts are for the unimaginative.

how do you get your information, [name]?

it’s not a metaphor.

he’ll keep to any deal you strike with him.

i’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.

was there never another dream?

there’s always more.

what would be the point?

you wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.

shame holds more value than coin ever can.

it’s hard to keep track of all your wisdom.

all starters taken from the locked tomb series by tamsyn muir. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

life is too short and love is too long.

death first to vultures and scavengers.

why was i born so attractive?

i completely fucking hate you.

i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.

i gave you my whole life and you didn’t even want it.

you apologize to me now?

i hurt you because it was a relief.

strike me down.

you’ve won.

you are my only friend.

i am undone without you.

i don’t even have it in me.

love and freedom don’t coexist, [name].

i don’t even remember about you half the time.

i ate peanuts, discreetly, the once.

it’s finished, it’s done.

you can’t take loved away.

i’ve just told you why i’m worried, in detail.

i think that matters quite a lot.

you swore me an oath!

do it, you faithless coward!

time to absolutely fuck you up.

did you see me?

did you behold me, [name]?

what would you do if someone discovered [name] was a murderer?

these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.

i admit completely that this was my bad.

what’s the holdup?

just tell me how to play it.

i think bones are mediocre.

please show me how to do a press-up.

this is just sad.

i didn’t fall on a fence for this, [name].

get back here.

get back here right now.

i am measurably less intelligent than you.

where is she?

i don’t know who you’re talking about.

do you love her?

take a walk, [name].

i won’t get mad.

i was proud of you.

don’t worry, honey.

[name], may i ask a question?

ask me how i am and i’ll scream.

how are you?

don’t tell everyone.

they’ll want to see it, too.

someone’s crying, [name].

quit looking at me like that.

i’m alive.

you nearly weren’t.

you’re not even aggrieved about it.

don’t price your life so cheaply, [name].

i have absolutely no interest in you losing your sense of self preservation.

do not fucking ask me for information.

i could not be more lost right now.

forgive the explanation, [name].

tell me how to do it and i’ll do it.

how i crave your honeyed words.

how i love your tender compassion.

there are very complex power dynamics on this station.

reverse everything i just told you.

let’s get married.

nobody locks me up anywhere.

i’m not running, [name]!

[name], have you really forgiven me?

you know i only care about you.

someday i’ll marry that girl.

all starters taken from jerome valeska’s lines in seasons 1-4 of gotham. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

what the hell is wrong with you?

got it.

lost it.

write it down.

the circus is my family.

face it, kid. [place] has no heroes.

that’s the spirit, boys.

use the tongs, [name]!

i’ll splatter him! gonna splatter [name]!

he’s right.

and no, i don’t have an appointment.

don’t bother going to security.

they’re all headless.

hi. i’m here to see [name].

you are such a stick in the mud.

think big. and kinky.

that was strangely pleasant.

do it again.

my turn.

what do you say, [name]?

you wanna boost our ratings?

i’m the boss.

everybody has to start somewhere.

look at me.

you can see i’m not crazy.

some people have no manners.

there’s nothing more contagious than laughter.

where is my face?

the world out there? that’ll be the asylum.

what kind of hero tackles somebody from behind?

yeah, that’s a spoon.

she just kept pushing.

so tell me, [name]. do i kill?

my father was a sea captain. he died at sea.

looks like the bitch got me with a zinger in the end.

we are practically identical.

you turned everyone i ever loved against me!

he worked on a lot of ships.

she’s not that kind of girl.

see you crazy kids later! ciao!

where is [name]?

you’re just as crazy as i am.

burn it down, [name]. burn it all down.

i’m an artist.

i just want to paint the town crazy.

that’s unfair and offensive.

look how big you’ve gotten.

spit it out, [name], i can take it.

i’m aware.

this is so embarrassing.

anyone got a light?

bring them now.

we’re gonna need a lot more of this!

gimme a smile.

what do you say, pal?

i’ll be your best friend.

what can i say?

all starters are taken from all five seasons of fox’s gotham. feel free to change pronouns as necessary!

yeah, that’s a spoon.

it is also a fork!

oh my god.

there’s two of them.

why’d you kill your mother, [name]?

looks like the bitch got me with a zinger in the end.

i’ll be damned.

now that’s a headline.

did you name your dog after me?

i’m not talking to you!

i love family reunions, don’t you?

burn it down, [name]. burn it all down.

what’s the secret to good comedy? timing.

what’s courage? grace under pressure.

and who’s the boss?

i’m the boss.

ladies and gentlemen! good evening!

you wanna boost our ratings?

i think that went well.

what does that spell?

think big. and kinky.

your legacy will be death and madness.

so tell me, [name]. do i kill?

she just kept pushing.

this is [place], baby. we’ve all got flair.

i’m pregnant.

light ‘em up!

i don’t forgive you for my face.

face it, kid.

[place] has no heroes.

she was supposed to be home ages ago.

you a relative?

when did you last see her?

i’m her son.

she’s what you call a party girl.

how fast does an animal like that move?

you knew she was here.

what can i say? i love her.

she’s perfect.

she didn’t want the commitment.

what’re you in for?

he’s got a boat with a hot tub on it.

they figure bad things happen to bad people and they happen all the time.

hang on to your hats, folks!

you ain’t seen nothing yet!

she was like that when we found her.

would you like to be my friend?

i’m the king of [place]!

i don’t care!

i’m an artist.

hi, gorgeous.

keep moving, [name].

liberating, right?

all starters are taken from west side story. feel free to change pronouns as needed.

all’a youse! separate!

you gotta get your story straight, [name]. we’re very impressionable.

you are never done with trouble.

are you walkin’ away?

come on, man!

what were you doing under there with my sister?

they’re gonna be here in five minutes!

it looks like a shroud.

it’s so big and so white.

don’t mess up my hair! i just got it to act right.

[name]’s always mad.

you know how i get. i will start running my mouth.

you’re on your own, pal.

is this about [name]?

it’s good that you’re keeping her company.

when are you gonna grow up?

i’ll see him tomorrow night?

you bet your ass.

[name] doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

well, golly gee, [name].

long as i known you, you ain’t had the sense god gave a pigeon.

come on, [name]. ride with me.

and you’re in the way.

least you could do.

don’t be like that!

you make fun of the way i talk one more time, [name].

you bring dead floors back to life.

keep looking for better.

she’s in love with [name]!

need a little rum?

it’ll help you sleep.

now you sound like a real american.

you ever fired a gun before?

you are breaking my heart with this shit!

i didn’t mean no disrespect.

i just wanted to dance with her.

if he won’t fight you, fight someone who will.

stay out of this!

shut up, [name].

[name] is right, ain’t he?

he’s on parole. he’s gotta be careful, is all.

my parole officer said no going out!

who cares who i am?

y’know, i wake up to everything i know either getting sold or wrecked or being taken over by people that i don’t like.

you’re just too deep for me, kid.

come on, just give it a chance!

you boys love your knives.

you dishonor yourselves.

you dishonor your dead.

i know all of your names.

course i have.

might as well.

how tall did you used to be before you, y’know, shrank?

it’s okay.

thank you for the dance.

what are you afraid of?

i always know which foot i’m on.

it’s mine.

i bought it.

maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

didn’t you hear me?

[name] has something to say to you.

[name]’s a very sweet boy.

and what else are you learning about?

boxers get rich.

boxers get their brains knocked out.

i’m right here.

good morning.

all starters are taken from season one of panic. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

you really are a good liar.

because you’re the only one that ever actually does anything!

where’s your mom, [name?]

do llamas bite?

thought we’d lost you there.

fuck you, [name]!

but i trust you.

what about [name]? isn’t she your best friend?

what about her?

not even a kiss goodnight?

you’re the new kid.

hurricane harvey wiped us out.

we didn’t find out until we saw him on the news.

you know, you used to hate cops.

[name] had me clean out the grease trap.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

[name], ray of sunshine.

you know my name, [name]! your mom screams it every night!

i didn’t do shit for [name]!

there is no together in panic!

that was my money!

yeah, well, it’s my transmission.

i have to get [name] from camp.

you didn’t even ask if llamas bite.

everything i’ve done has been for [name], you know that!

maybe you shouldn’t listen to everything your little boyfriend tells you.

a dollar day every day that school is in session.

i don’t want to watch, i want to play.

then how’d those two kids die last summer?

oh, so it is real.

you want to know what i’m afraid of?

i laugh!

i’ve been here for a year.

menu?

can you get to the point?

i like you. i do, i like you.

it’s for player’s ball.

they couldn’t have just sent an e-vite?

so that’ll just be a swipe right from you, then?

bless her heart, the lady is a tramp!

it’s like even when you’re right next to him, he’s still all alone.

we always said he’d die with a bull-rope in his hand.

what do you want, [name]?

you want to smoke in a shithole?

slacking off is patriotic.

depends. how hot is the bass player?

cinderella, your sock.

you okay?

this way, let’s go this way.

why don’t you ever laugh?

the prize is $50,000!

take a flare.

and uh, no crying, because i’m out of tissues.

i want to say hi to the new kid.

is that your diploma?

are you saying you’re going to miss us?

what are we toasting?

what about a jump from devil’s drop?

looks like we’ve got a player trying for the high point!

all starters are taken from pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl. feel free to change pronouns as needed!

i think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

yes, that’s what worries me.

man overboard!

sir, the rocks! it’s a miracle she missed them!

can you swim?

pride of the king’s navy you are.

there seems to be some sort of high-to-do up at the fort, eh?

someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

there’s no real ship what can match the interceptor.

you’ve seen a ship crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?

it’s bad luck to have a woman on board. even a miniature one.

i intend to see that every man who wears a pirate brand or sails under a pirate flag gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.

i can’t breathe.

women in london must have learnt not to breathe.

i’m told it’s the latest fashion in london.

are you decent?

i’m watching over you, [name].

that’s all i’ve found out.

where did you get that?

clearly you’ve never been to singapore.

you’d best start believing in ghost stories, [name]. you’re in one!

you have your trinket, i’m of no further value to you.

the code is more what you’d call guidelines than actual rules.

take what you can, give nothing back.

you’re supposed to be dead!

that’s interesting. that’s very interesting.

thank you, [name].

am i not?

parley! that’s the one!

gents, take a walk!

because it was [name] who said it.

we’re all men of our word, really.

me? i’m dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to look out for, because you never know when they’re about to do something incredibly stupid.

there be the chest. inside be the gold.

now will you shoot him!?

[name], my effects, please.

not without my effects.

i make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

you seem somewhat familiar, have i threatened you before?

you’re the one they’re searching for.

just doing my civic duty, sir.

you threatened [name].

oh, so it is that you’ve found a girl!

that’s not good enough!

this is either madness or brilliance.

you are, without doubt, the worst pirate i’ve ever heard of.

but you have heard of me.

these are his, sir.

that’s got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen.

not you, we named the monkey [name].

he strapped a cannon to [name]’s bootstraps.

i’m telling a story!

he plays things close to the vest now.

reason’s got nothing to do with it.

if he was telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.