Jask de Polvo

Another bloody animal is now knighted

Lance has named his Sir Randy, protector of the dungeons

Don’t worry, treasure. I’ll take care of any cats we come across. Because it’s beneath you. Definitely not because you’re afraid.

And he only did it after he, uh… handled those responsible for it.

But I can try again. (Maybe I can guilt him into it after I get my ass beat because he wouldn’t stop insulting people bigger than me.)

Why, it's that hulking beast of a Knight Captain Thorn. @knights-hand Let us give credit where credit is due, I can certainly see he has been practicing very hard to learn the dance.

Tis no shame, truly. He has many talents, does he not? They simply lie in... other arenas.

(still struggling to keep a straight face)

Me, embarrass myself? I should think your advice would be better directed toward the knight captain, surely.

(His eyes flick to the sides, taking in the glares of some of the nearby guests. Two perplexed lines appear between his brows.)

Why, it would seem the fellow has quite the loyal following. I had no idea. How was I supposed to know he has so many admirers? One does not really expect it of the sort who look like that. How on earth did he manage to win so many hearts?

“There you are my treasure! I have been looking everywhere for you.” He grins. “Oh, I simply must tell you about this last voyage.” He gives the merprince a look that says, “don’t argue with me- I’m getting you out of shit”.

“Storms all the way home! And all I could think the whole time was that I was going to miss attending this lovely event with my favorite prince!” He sighs dramatically. “Well, no matter. I’m here now. And I think you owe me a dance, beloved. After we… become reacquainted for a bit, of course.”