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itachixuchiha‌:

❝Hn, or perhaps what you’re saying wasn’t as relevant as you thought?❞

“Everything I say is relevant, ‘Tachi. Jashin made it that way. And his word is fuckin’ law.” He grins. “So must mean my word is law.”

#itachixuchiha #/hidan doesnt make sense

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shintenshin-nin‌:

“It seems you have some size issues you need to really work out there, Zombie-chan. I mean~… a hotdog?” she says, gesturing vaguely and attempting not to giggle. “I’m sure they have… pills for that? Chakra therapies you can try, ne?”

“Are you fuckin’ stupid? Have you never heard that phrase bef-- you know what? Maybe you are too fuckin’ young. Maybe I am gettin’ old, but at least I know some fun shit.” He sneers. “Chakra therapies. You think yer so fuckin’ clever...”

#shintenshin-nin #/wow rude #/hidan has no self esteem issues #/he is perfection #/I dont know how to use tumbr anymore i swear

kyousei‌:

❝It’s almost as if you sound confident that you’re going to find an answer… How thrilling. Tell me, Hidan… How would you like testing some of my poisons for me? I certainly would enjoy a new guinea pig for my projects, you see. My last one died.❞

“Didja forget that I’m immortal? Or has that brain turned as wooden as the rest of yer damn body? Your robe ain’t invincible, Pinocchio. If I wanted to shred it with my fuckin’ scythe to find my answer, I sure as fuck will. So yeah, I’m confident I can get my answer.”

#kyousei #/hidan has a tendency to ruin everyone LOL

❝ I’m partially listening. ❞

“Yer hair has grown so long it’s probably invading yer ears, ya fuckin’ creep.”

#itachixuchiha #;ask #/I am still learning how to work things #/when did I get so senile and unable to use technology

shintenshin-nin‌:

jashinsloyalfollower‌:

“Aww~…you don’t give yourself enough credit, Zombie-chan~… I’m sure your package is bigger than ‘microscopic’,” she muses, tapping her chin with the tip of her finger. “And tch, you couldn’t handle my hole… I mean, with your preference for microscopic and all.”

“Knew I could get ya to talk about my package.” He smirks, tilting his hips forward. “For yer Information, it’s plenty bigger than microscopic. I just ain’t interested in throwing a goddamn hotdog down a hallway, if ya know what I mean.”

#shintenshin-nin #/look at me figuring out the small text thing!#/it was different on my laptop cause mac #/rude macs

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shintenshin-nin‌:

“You put one geriatric finger on my hair and I swear to Kami-sama that Shika-kun’s hole is going to look microscopic compared to the one I’m going to rip open and bury your old zombie ass in~! Tch~!”

“Shika’s hole might not be so fuckin’ bad if it was microscopic.” He smirks and runs his tongue across his teeth. “The tighter the better, sweet cheeks. Sounds like yer hole’d be a little too open for me.”

#shintenshin-nin #/dont pretend you dont love it

crackuzu‌:

Just fucking slams the immortal bastard through the nearest wall.

HIdan chokes and swipes his knuckles over the corner of his mouth. The sight of the speckle of blood staining his pale skin makes his eyes light up.

“Do it again, you mutant fuck.”

#crackuzu #/too bad he enjoys it.

crackuzu‌:

“…..I’m actually going to kill you.”

“You must be dead. Dead stupid if you think you can kill me. Did you forget the meaning of immortal in your old age, dumbass?”

#crackuzu #/thats hidans job #/wearing peoples patience thin

baka-naruto‌:

THE SAVIOR OF THE WORLD

“You are so right… how can I make fun of tha’ttebayo! You could end world hunger with your head now!”

“Well, duh. I’m a fuckin’ genuis. There’s more in my head than the makings of a goddamn pina colada, unlike you.”

#baka-naruto #/CONSIDER YOUR MIND READ #/WEll #/read in the past #/cause its a new day

crackuzu‌:

“Maybe I’m yelling because I cant hear how loud I really am!!?”

“Breakin’ my fuckin’ eardrums, old man. Pretty sure it’s about time to send you to a goddamn home.’Cept they’d send your ugly ass to the morgue instead.”

#crackuzu #/LOL

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shintenshin-nin‌:

“Oh you must have me mistaken with my friend, Forehead-chan~! Geriatric and senile. Sucks to be you,” she says with an innocent giggle.

“Talkin’ to a deaf and blind bitch over here,” he grumbles with a roll of his eyes. “Ya know, if I cut off that shiny ass ponytail of yers, ya’d look like a man. A really ugly one.”

#shintenshin-nin #/dont think I didnt see you call me geriatric last night ya rude

itachixuchiha‌:

aa, I am not going to waste perfectly good tea if you are just going to enjoy it

“Hmph. You really are no fun. When you gonna yank that stick outta yer ass?” He pauses to grin. “Or should I do it for ya?”

#itachixuchiha #/Isn't tea for enjoying though???

crackuzu‌:

“NO.”

“The hell r’you shouting for? Thought you couldn’t hear me, ya bastard.”

#crackuzu #/just cuz

baka-naruto‌:

CHICKEN HEAD

“Well ye’r hair is so greasy you can fry chicken with it!”

“Maybe I have fried chicken on it, fruit for brains. At least I’d never fuckin’ starve!”

#baka-naruto #/i totally read your mind and knew that

itachixuchiha‌:

stay away from my hair or I will pour hot tea on you

“Good!”

“Bring on that searing hot pain. Make me feel good, bitch.”

#itachixuchiha #/itachi is definitely the prettier one out of these two

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crackuzu‌: