Clint’s Vent

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Tony: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Steve: Tony just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Natasha: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Clint: Yeah. *searches in his hair*

Tony, to Bruce and Thor : You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Tony, to Steve: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Steve: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Tony: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Steve gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Clint: And what does that make you, Fred?

Natasha: Totally!

Thor : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Steve: And what'd you say?

Thor : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Natasha:

Tony: ...I had a Monster—

Steve: Have you drank any water?

Bruce: Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you dumb fuck! His nose only grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest!

Bruce: No...

Clint: No, it's Steve. He’s just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Steve: And then I used a period so he knows I'm mad at him.

Thor : A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Tony: Jealous?

Clint: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Thor : *loads shotgun* I got this.