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Natasha: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it.

Natasha: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

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Tony: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Tony: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Steve: Tony just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Steve: I just won Tony Tantrum Bingo.

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Bruce: You can track Thor ?

Clint: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

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Bruce: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Natasha: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Bruce: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Tony: Do you have a bobby pin?

Clint: Yeah. *searches in his hair*

Clint: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

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Tony: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.

Tony, to Bruce and Thor : You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.

Tony, to Steve: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.

Steve: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device?

Tony: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Steve gets the spooky fridge in the basement.

Clint: And what does that make you, Fred?

Tony: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

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Thor : When do I get my own gun?

Clint: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.

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Steve: You guys worried about Clint?

Natasha: Totally!

Thor : Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Steve: And what'd you say?

Thor : "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Natasha:

Steve: He’s lucky to have you as a friend.

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Steve: Have you eaten today?

Tony: ...I had a Monster—

Steve: Have you drank any water?

Tony: ...I had a Monster—

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Clint: You know, Pinocchio could tell us so much about the universe! He could randomly claim stuff like “The Big Bang happened” and his nose would confirm or deny our theory.

Bruce: Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you dumb fuck! His nose only grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest!

Tony: Things are heating up in the Pinocchio fandom…

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Thor : You got a date yet Bruce?

Bruce: No...

Thor : Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Clint: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

Tony: You’re my new best friend.

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Bruce: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Clint. He’s mad at you.

Clint: No, it's Steve. He’s just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Steve: And then I used a period so he knows I'm mad at him.

Thor : A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Steve: I stand by my choice.

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Clint: Your lab is in the bathroom?

Tony: Bruce says this is the perfect place for my work. I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

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Clint: You’re jealous.

Tony: Jealous?

Clint: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Tony: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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Bruce: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Thor : *loads shotgun* I got this.

Bruce: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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