A Firework Show Over A Landfill

ZAYN LEFT ONE D? I guess they decided to go in a different direction...

I love Ebza Cannog of the Dracula Saturdays

I love Aleck Turntable of the Polar Chimpanzees

I just went to Culver's, well known for their Butter Burger. Anyway, I'm getting my food and then all of a sudden it happens. The man at the cash register, the man ordering, asked for a "Butter Burger with a side of your butter buns!" He asked for the cashier's ass. Harrassment. Not only does the restaurant fall into absolute silence, he starts sweating heavily. He hustles out of the restaurant. This place gets full stars on Yelp.

So NASA is been saying that Jupiter's moon, Europa almost definitely has life on it. Well, I would take that with a grain of salt because NASA said the Challenger could fly.

When you are enjoying Hershey's Cookies and Cream cereal, yes it exists, and a Red Velvet Pop-Tart, also exist, and all of a sudden it drops. The world falls with this precious new pop tart, for its poor life just began. You are in a fuss cleaning up the velvet mess when you turn around to a horror movie. One of your dogs and your cat battle over the cereal. You sit in silence, what can a man do but watch? Then the cat, hits the dog in the face and the dog steps in the bowl of cereal. Now you can't watch in silence, you have to sob! THE MORNING IS RUINED. Then, the cat pushes the bowl off the table and proceeds to lick the milk of the ground as you attempt to hold back tears and dry the floor.

*walk up to a friend by a dog on a park bench* Me: Hey! Did you get a dog? Friend: Yea I did! Me: Nice! Well... does it bite? Friend: Nope. Me: Oh... so can I pet it? Friend: Sure. *begins to pet dog and it bites me* Me: Woah what the fuck man? You said it doesnt bite! Friend: It doesn't, that's not my dog.