K A L

I want a fat joint, and rough sex asap

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

FYI: Indifference to racism is racism.

I’d be this extra for my wife

didnt realize you were supposed to pour coffee creamer into the coffee i thought it was its own standalone thing that you could drinkj always wondered why it didnt taste like coffee

randy you’re 19 how didnt you know this

I don’t have a whole lot going on, in my life

have you never seen anyone make coffee before

I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone

I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

Vibes

Gifted ?

^ thought the same thing, like uhmmmm

we are not worthy of living in the same world as them

ya’ll gone fuck around and miss out on something special with that fake heartless attitude.