Womanhood is the process of understanding your mother.

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

okay but the cats have boobs why do the cats have boobs that's not how cats work