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I need Taylor to put the Reputation Stadium Tour on streaming so I have something else to put in the rotation while Iâm grading essays. There are only so many times I can watch The Eras Tour Taylor, Iâm begging! (Iâve watched the final show almost 3 times, Iâve watched The Eras Tour Taylorâs Version once, and Iâve watched Long Pond Studio Sessions once).
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The âOpaliteâ music video is my favorite TS music video ever. Itâs so cute and funny! I love it!
Taylor will be receiving a bill from me for all of the tissues Iâm making my way through watching the docuseries. Lmao!
Iâd love to teach Taylor how to knit, just to give her one more hobby. Lol!
Now knowing what Taylor likes to read, I think she should read Nightwatching by Tracy Sierra. That book was nuts! It was also a good lesson on how much men donât listen to or believe women.
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Taylorâs team really needs to do better with these merch drops. Either have a sign-up where you need a special code to access the drop or set up pre-orders. Better yet, lower the limit on how many items people can purchase for certain items to two instead of four.
It really sucks that resellers and bots buy up the merch and people who wanted something are left in the dust.
DHS used an Olivia Rodrigo song in one of their deportation videos. She responded by telling them to never use one of her songs to promote their hateful, racist propaganda.
Your move Taylor Swift.
The White House used âThe Fate of Opheliaâ in a promotional TikTok on their account. What are you going to do about it?
I never heard silence quite this loud.
$20 for a plastic hairclip Taylor, really?
My most expensive hairclip was $15, but itâs made out of metal not plastic.
Do better!
Whoever said The Life of a Showgirl cardigan was the best one was absolutely lying!
I like the weight of it and think the fabric is good, but itâs very much scratchy and itchy. Iâm obviously still going to keep it since Iâm pretty much collecting them at this point, but I probably wonât wear it often, if at all.
I am so sick of this narrative that if you didnât like The Life of a Showgirl then you must be an absolute miserable human being who doesnât want to see Taylor happy. Wrong! I love that Taylor is happy, Iâm so glad sheâs found her person. She deserves it so much!
But itâs fucking music. Itâs art. Art is subjective. People are going to have opinions and offer criticism. Itâs literally the nature of being an artist or musician. And if you as an artist canât take the bad with the good, then you need a new career. If no one is talking about your art, whether negative or positive, then youâve failed as an artist.
Not liking this album doesnât equate to wanting Taylor miserable, it just means it wasnât for you. Maybe with time it will become a favorite or maybe not. Thereâs no rule that says you have to love everything an artist releases. It doesnât make you any less of a fan or a horrible person.
Sonically I Iove this album. Lyrically itâs not my favorite. I think she could have benefitted from a little editing and honest feedback on some of the songs before finalizing them for the album. And thatâs okay!
You have got to stop assuming that because someone offers feedback or criticism it means they hated the album.
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Final Tier Ranking for TLOASG:
Top Tier
-The Fate of Ophelia
-Opalite
-Elizabeth Taylor
-Actually Romantic
-Ruin the Friendship
Mid Tier
-Father Figure
-Honey
-Eldest Daughter
-The Life of a Showgirl
Bottom Tier
-Wood
-CANCELLED!
-Wi$h Li$t
My top songs in order:
1. The Fate of Ophelia
2. Opalite
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Ruin the Friendship
5. Actually Romantic (not the best lyrically, but I like the concept)
Honorable mentions to The Life of a Showgirl and Father Figure (clean version).
Just to add to my previous post regarding getting tickets for tour etc. I really hate this all or nothing attitude within the Swiftie community, like you have to like EVERYTHING Taylor does or youâre a poser or not a âtrueâ Swiftie (whatever that means).
Attitudes like that are the reason people think Swiftieâs are a cult. I think when you love and enjoy something, you donât always have to love and enjoy everything about it all the time. Critcism is not the end of the world.
What does it even mean to be a true Swiftie? Is someone who became a Swiftie during the TTPD era not a true Swiftie because they werenât there from the beginning? Itâs so ridiculous!
Maybe The Life of a Showgirl will grow on me like TTPD did, who knows. But right now I have mixed feelings about it and itâs just an okay album for me, nothing mind blowing. Thereâs nothing wrong with that.
Yâall, I need you to understand that music is subjective. We donât all have to love and enjoy the same things.
I feel like every time Taylor puts out an album, everyone who loves the album calls people stupid or say âyou just donât understand itâ and thatâs not okay. Weâre just hearing two different things.
And I absolutely CANNOT stand the mean girl attitude that if you didnât like the album, then you donât deserve to go to the tour. Where is it written that as a fan you have to love everything she puts out? I still love Taylor, but this album collectively just isnât for me and thatâs okay. But if I get the opportunity to see her live, then Iâm going to see her live.
Please take it down a notch. The nastiness is unneccessary!
Controversial opinion incoming.
I feel like there was so much build up to The Life of a Showgirl and it left me wanting.
I love the sound, I feel like there is something for everyone. Lyrically though, itâs the weakest of her albums for me. I felt like there were songs where it seemed rushed and she was trying too hard. I wasnât a fan of some the lyrics where it gave me the vibe of a millenial trying to appeal to gen z or gen alpha, they took me out of the songs.
I give it an A for sound, but a B to B- for lyrics.
Favorites (in no particular order)
1. The Fate of Ophelia (this is probably my favorite)
2. Actually Romantic (for the snarkiness)
3. Ruin the Friendship
4. CANCELLED! (Mostly just the vibes, it reminds me of Vigilante Shit)
5. Opalite
Mid tier tracks
-Eldest Daughter
-The Life of a Showgirl
-Elizabeth Taylor (I need more context for who she is before I fully understand, but I can see this moving up)
-Father Figure (sorry I canât get passed that âmy dick is biggerâ line đŁ)
Bottom tier
-Wi$h Li$t (this is by far and away her worst song. The lyrics and the vibe. Iâm not a fan of this snarky mean Taylor)
-Honey
-Wood
I give it a 3 out of 5. Iâll probably still listen to it on occasion, but I donât know if it will be an immediate go to.
And before you come for me, I listened to the album 3 times.
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A showgirl knows to save some of her best tricks for the grand finaleâŚ
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No one can touch me this year for real.
Itâs year of the snake, which is my year.
Taylor is dropping a new album on my birthday.
Taylor and Travis are engaged and Iâm absolutely giddy about it because theyâre adorable, especially when she called herself an English teacher.
Life is good! And congratulations Taylor and Travis, may you always have the best things in life!
