Unabridged Asskickery

(via Suffer the Children). Now available on Kindle, print in a few days. Go get it!

Keep paddling.

The hypocrisy of not issuing marriage licenses to gays explained.

First action pic after my grandmastership. Sensei authorized me to pick any uniform. This is my gi now. #YouAreScared

Stay the fuck away from street-side flowers.

Awesomest present ever.

From my first book. Those were fun times.

Sizing of the second proof (top) versus the smaller hexes of the first.

Got the second proof. Quite small, but the colors and sizing were much better.

After the scene. Someone wanna come clean my tub? Leave the vodka, pills, gun.

A leather cowboy hat can also promote you from casual doofus to cab driver level or dungeon master level doofus.

Crimanals. They wear a badge.