do you ever wish you were born in the 1800s so you could be born into a lowly peasant family then run away and cut your hair and wear men’s clothes and pass as a man (because everyone’s too dumb to tell, obviously), then seduce a rich woman of high status and have a gay fantasy life where no one’s smart enough to stop you from smoking and drinking and you die at the ripe age of 60 and don’t have to be old













