Jelly is good, too.

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

Betty Crocker mutates your children

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

i love sandra bullock

by my count, the leverage team makes eliot famous at least three times. the first is when they make him famous as a baseball player in ‘the three strikes job’, famous enough that he gets a sandwich named after him. then in ‘the studio job’, he’s a country singer with enough fans that he gets chased by a hoard of them. the third time is when he infiltrates the hockey team in ‘the blue line job’ and becomes a notable hockey player. ik hardisons able to like scrub most of their previous identities from the internet however i would have loved an episode where someone makes the connection between two or more of eliot’s famous identities or just recognizes him as a celebrity on the con.