how did this past taco tuesday go? Did you beat your own personal record? (Yet again might i add)
I had 22 fucking tacos this time around. What the absolute hell. Seriously I was so full when I got back I just had to run my gut on the couch I was too full to post it immediately 😵💫
I ordered 3 batches of 6 and a final batch of 4. They split them up on the check tho I wish I could see the 22 number on there 🥵
Holy fuck though I was STRUGGLING around taco 20 though. The entire time I was eating my gut was stretching out bigger and farther and they had me in the smaller booth so the table was pushing into my belly while I was trying to shove more into it.
It gets so hard to eat those last few tacos because I’m not even fucking hungry at all and feeling uncomfortably and miserably full. But I just keep raising the next taco and then the next to my mouth. I just keep eating and eating because I want more inside me. I just need more food to be filled inside of me till I’m going to burst 😩
I saw the encouraging waiter friend through too and asked how many I did. He didn’t act too impressed with the 22 and said next time he’s my waiter we’re gonna shoot for 25 😳 Does anyone else just casually tell people to eat 25 fucking tacos in one meal?
But seriously this was so fucking much, I had to awkwardly wench myself out of the booth cause my gut was wedged and waddled out best I could with my belly bulging in front of me.
If I keep doing this I wonder how disheveled and a mess I have to get to before they suggest I don’t order anymore. Like if I eat over 22 I’m gonna have to be holding rubbing my gut in the booth. I’m going to be desperately belching and breathing like I just went for a run. I’m gonna be holding onto my belly like it’s about to burst open if I don’t 😩
How am I supposed to eat a normal amount ever again after eating this much. My stomach is stretched the fuck out and as soon as I start eating a meal that I’m allowing myself to have as a “cheat meal” I just fucking lose all control and just eat as much as I can possibly hold. I just figure I’ve already eaten so much what’s a bit more. But a bit more also just turns into a lot 🥵
They gotta stop this promotion before they have to wheel my fat gut out in a wheelbarrow, just look how fucking spherical my belly is after them all it’s not normal 😩
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