pure 'puff

Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

*sees a mans ego getting crushed* *instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good