...but she hated him!” “Nah, she didn't ”

capitalism is like. resting is a waste of time. eating is a waste of time. sleeping is a waste of time. playing is a waste of time. living is a waste of time. you must prove your worth to live here and everything else is a waste. and we’re taught not to question it. 

i will eat my meals and take my naps and sit on benches and i will stop to do nothing and i will cherish those moments.

not to be nsfw but i really love james potter.

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

forever bitter that commentarius and tlat didnt update since 2013

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

SOMEONE SAID IT

Everybody is very indignant on Hagrid’s behalf for the way his expulsion played out and I totally understand why but also if you knew some kid in the dorms was raising a venomous soon-to-be-horse-sized spider in his room would your immediate reaction not be “please remove him from this school” 

How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

#WILL THEY KISS? #of course they’re going to kiss #YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????

Omg. Every. Fucking. Time.