Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

they keep putting romance in everything. and it isn't even well written romance. they don't even write it well.

s2 silver is sooo sinister he's my favourite. sorry you forgot to recalibrate the skin-suit diva, your guysona is slipping. like ooh good try, buddy. that was almost the sort of thing a real human would say!

the treasure island prequel that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

just saw a tiktok (sorry) saying its gonna be pirate romance summer over clips of will/elizabeth and some other straight couple and then. eleanor/vane. with the caption "watch black sails". and like whatever gets ppl watching but i cant help and imagine whatever straight girlies turning on black sails expecting to see vane be some hopeless romantic to eleanors self insert and instead seeing them immediately punch each other followed by max/eleanor extended lesbian sex scene. pirate romance summer indeed

"art garfunkel contributed nothing to the songwriting in simon & garfunkel" girl he was the muse!😂

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here