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My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

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He did it

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what’s the opposite of gaydar (IB: Mielmonster)

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Put your hand on a stove for a minute & it feels like an hour, Sit with a beautiful girl for a hour & it feels like an minute. This is how Albert Einstein defined Relativity,

But I believe that youth is relativity. That you could spend your 20s inching along safe in social constructs, Or you could spend your days in new towns, new places, with new faces, chasing new destinations,

So do you live your youth slow & painful? Or fast & free?

This is the theory of youth. (Book Coming Soon)

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If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, if hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, but if love was time, I would give you eternity.

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God bless stoners who got they shit together

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my stomach hurts

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Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

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I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

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[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

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It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

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@hughjackass

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helpful tips

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watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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friend: how’s your year been?

me:

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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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Acceptance. I finally reach it. But something is wrong. Grief is a circular staircse. I have lost you.

Linda Pastan, from “The Five Stages of Grief” (via pigmenting)

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