I solemnly swear

             ... 

Did you get jelly on my favorite shirt?

Then you’ll just have to buy me another one, won’t you?

          — Of course it is, Jamie. But I can’t be with you all the time, can I? I can only take care of you if you come home to me, nice and safe. And preferably not all cut up.

I suppose I will. Not a bad trade anyways, I like buying you things. 

  C’mon, now. I could always get another dress. There’s only one James Potter. You, I can’t replace, so you have to take care of yourself.

I'll remember you said that if one gets ruined. I thought it was your job to take care of me. 

  Shit, mate.  How’re gashes better?  Don’t give me any of that saving people thing, either.  You know how actions have consequences?  S’actly why it’s a bad answer.

They arent, im just being whiny. I just hate not doing anything to help. How is filling out a stupid form better then actually helping people? Sitting at a desk all day isnt what I signed up for, thats all.

  Personally, I would much rather you have a sore hand than be all cut up. Less bloody and all that. 

Ah yes. Wouldn't want to be stains all over your nice dress. Dont worry, love. I wont be tracking in blood for a while. 

                                      — Oh no. I’m not bitter.