Safe Haven

You play?

Yeah, for a few years now.

I didn’t know anyone else around here played, nice.

Yeah, I started when I was twelve or thirteen. I haven't played at all since I got here, though. My parents finally got around to sending my guitar over.

But that doesn't mean you should just let them say that kind of stuff.

That’s why I wish I could. They could like bark and it’ll be interpreted.

Okay, yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

Y’know what would be cool? If I could just like, you know, text message with dogs. Look how cute!

But they'd need thumbs for that, wouldn't they?

If you call being called a freak eventful, sure?

Other than that part, Alex. Other than that.

It’s not officially 2015 until I get called something offensive, so, thank you, random drunk girl who bumped into me and decided to judge me. Party.

Ugh, that always sucks. Sounds like you had a bit more of an eventful night than I did, though. 

What are you doing? Where did you get that?

It's just aspirin. Don't look so alarmed.

Don’t be a party pooper, Jamie.

Oh, alright.

We could have had it aaaall, rolling in a helicopterrr!

Have you ever tried decaf, Alex? It's not so bad.

BARREL ROLLS? Those sound funny as fuck and I don’t even know what it means. I didn’t! Oh my fuck, I did! I didn’t mean to! Ahahahaha!

They're, like, when it spins around in a complete circle. Like when you roll down a hill or something. They look insane, but I'm no so sure you're supposed to try them in a helicopter. You're a trip.

Jamie, do you know where your face is when you fall out of a helicopter? It’s fucking gone. Or! Or you get chopped into pieces by the.. chopper things. Okay, I agree, helicopters are hella cool.

The rotor's on top, so unless we're doing barrel rolls I don't think it's possible for that to happen. Did you really just make a helicopter pun?

I thought I could go swimming, but there’s fucking snow.

But there's still ziplining and segway rentals and helicopter flights. Helicopters, Alex. Fucking helicopters.

They just live to get rid of us.

I've started to think that might be the case. Over the summer they sent us to, like, Hawaii for two weeks.