Sweeter Than Sugar;

My boyfriend does look like him.

Hm.. Is is... Marvin? He's curly like Styles.

Huh, sounds interesting.

And gruesome. There were mutilated cows and mummies on the last one.

He is the one with shaggy hair, very nice dimples.

Harry Styles?

What’s that?

It's this show about weird happenings in the world. It's... well, weird.

That show is awesome.

Did you see the one with the mutilated cows? 

Anybody seen my boyfriend?

Which one is he?

Huh..? Oh wow that was literally the best sleep of my life, didn’t even realize how late it was.

You didn't see the sun coming in?

So um, I’m hungry and I was wondering if you could cook for me.

Again? Can I at least make something that isn't tacos?

Hey what- Woah!

I did it! I really did it Carson oh my god! Sorry for jumping on you.

At this rate, I’m so gonna bomb this documentary.

What's it about?

How is that possible? I shower like twice a day.

Is your skin super dry?

Okay—so how was that for bad ass? 

You were trying to be bad? I was getting more of a Danny at the end of Grease vibe.

You don’t need to do that. I’m the one that has to buy all the trophies!

Then you have to get one for yourself!

I so don’t smell bad.

You're used to it, you smell yourself all the time. You've gone noseblind.

He smells bad, I smell good.

Highly debatable.