a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich