how to disappear completely

Dunno. Just came up with it.

It’s not my hair, is it? 

Probably is.

Ick. Disgusting.

Not Ella mate, just the idea of relationships. Christ. Don't get your knickers in a twist.

What a sap monkey.

Where’d you get that monkey thing from?

Dunno. Just came up with it.

Nerdy mate. How else are you gonna be able to see hot chicks?

I’ve already gotten mine, mate. 

Ick. Disgusting.

What a sap monkey.

Nerdy mate. How else are you gonna be able to see hot chicks?

Kidding, we don’t have beer. 

Tosser.

Jeremy. 

Jakob.

Yeah. What's your name curls?

'course I do. What do you call it here? A pub?

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 

Missed you too, mate.

It's just a very cute town.

FILIPP!