JAKE YOUNG

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

Somebody was just telling about this video like 2 days ago.

Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

OMG!!! I’M FUCKIN DYING!!!😂😂😂😂😂

😭😭😭😭

Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant

When it crossed it’s arms I screamed bruh

Gurl I screamed at the damn close up 😂😂

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people that I’ve ever met on tumblr @jaketheyoung 💕 you deserve the best year of being older! Sending love from California ❤️💗💖💞💝💐🌷

AHHHHHH ❤️❤️❤️

I can relate to this

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

This is the same guy that does the guide to troubled birds.

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye