thought dump.

...but trouble and pain were what kept a man alive. Or trying to avoid trouble and pain. It was a full time job. And sometimes even in sleep you couldn't rest. Last dream I had I was laying under this elephant, I couldn't move and he was releasing one of the biggest turds you've ever saw, it was about to drop and then my cat, hamburger, walked across the top of my forehead and I awakened. You tell that dream to a shrink and he'll make something awful out of it. Because you are paying him excessively he's going to make sure you feel bad. He'll tell you that the turd is a penis and that you are either frightened of it or you want it, some kind of crap like that. What he really means is that is frustrated or wants the penis. It's only a dream of a big elephant turd, nothing more. Sometimes things are just as what they seem to be and that's all there is to it. The best interpreter of the dream is the dreamer. Keep your money in your pocket, or bet it on a good horse.