Jake Aspey

When you and your girlfriend are youtube af

Here is an update on my exciting new toy.... FUCKING BROKE LIKE MY HEART!

You are an adult when you get excited by a new potato masher.... 😭😭

When your @starbucksuk barista is flirting with you 😊😊😊

Just picked up this little pandas album. Listened to it quite a bit already. Proud of people like @bryontour and @tessaviolet and @doddleoddle and @davejgiles these musicians that live on the internet proving that they can be taken seriously. Gives what im doing a good amount of hope.

Hey jake... Its winter.... Want an ice lolly!?

Today im sporting the I wish I was in @weezer during The Green Album and I was Mikey and now im look =w=

How many consecutive weeks does it take of hair dyeing for me to become Ramona Flowers

Wait.... The other babies weren't real??? #teenmom #mtvuk #mtv

Oh Shoreditch.... Forever so wise

(This one is a cutie)

And if you want less London. Tough

Im sat in the ikea popup.... I quite like this.... I hope it stays

My local post office is going ape shit cause some guy just got one of the new polymer £5 notes....

Well I guess this is my end...

I walked all the way home from work and explored a bit whilst doing so. (No im not home yet... I still have no wifi at home...IM.SO.BORED. but i stopped just to post this for you all)

Woops... Ok so in here is a present for me now... And also the advent calendar for December cause they sell out so quick.... I know im a kid deal with it lego is ages 4-99