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Get some real manly muscle farts for you

When they pause whatever they're doing and you can tell by the way their breath hitches and their eyes narrow that something big's about to come. The scrunch of a nose while they force it out, followed by the almost orgasmic rolling back of the eyes that makes you know it felt good. That little satisfied smile when they're proud of themselves, or that shit-eating grin when you berate them for how disgusting it was. Or even the discomfort on their own face if they get a whiff of those fumes.

A man’s man

ripping ass in the woods like a real man!

Feeling the fabric heat up against your nose while he lets out the most rancid old man fart you've ever heard, so disgusting he has to fan his own nose. Patting your head when you're done and then cooing at the tears in your eyes, at the glare you give him. Chin up, sport. You know he could do worse.

Hot, sweaty, and heavy 😈

Gassy fat pig today boys

Wow was I gassy today PUUUWEEE! Went to pub after BURRRRP working on site all day working up a sweat and now I'm just a gassy farting pig. Need belly rubs from good boys.

Lost a bet fart in face