yates.

I'd really like some curly fries.

I was a legend, bro.

That’s not very nice…

That's what I said.

Was this football autographed?

No, but I still liked it.

Too bad for you. Kids this days…

They need some fuckin' manners.

What are you going to do about it?

Yell at them, probably.

Hopefully someone had the sense to tell you not to eat the yellow snow.

I wasn't that stupid.

You can tell me, not wait for me to fucking ask.

Well, okay then.

I'm trying to make conversation here.

I did it until I was 10.

If you do, just give me a heads up so I can stay downstairs or something.

I’m a vampire again, my brother killed me. Your turn.

My girlfriend kissed someone else, so you win in terms of shittiness.