Jahgo❦

@heavensong

I SAID A STEALTHY HACK REBECCA

Could you imagine a night on the town wearing a whole crown? Because I can…

@cardiac-ossification

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

So no one gonna say where we can get this or how much of my soul I’ll have to sell to afford it??

Motherfucker sans shipping it says it’s 728 bux and change. My MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING ALONE cost 700 without delivery! Holy shit that’s amazing!

Beds are now a solved problem.

@cynicalkat  holy shit bruh

there is so much raw kinetic energy in these gifs im in shock

I can hear the last one

I’M ALL ABOARD THIS CRAZY TRAIN!