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His husband is the coolest person on earth and you'll never convince him otherwise
Silly little thing i've thought of
Nightwing is new to the Justice league, well not new new but definitely still not a cemented member. He's on his way to be tho.
The thing is, no one knows shit about him! He's almost worse than Batman in that sense.
But the members of the league include him in everything, they want to make him feel welcome. Especially Clark given the nature of Nightwing's hero name.
So, when Clark and Bruce finally got together after years of tension, who does Clark go to? Nightwing.
Clark: Hey Nightwing! Guess what.
Nightwing: what is it? You seem giddy.
C: yeah I am, because I finally started dating my crush.
N: oh that's so awesome! Who is it?
C: Batman!
Nightwing, who did not know about any of that: you mean my fucking mom?
C: !?
"So does this mean I'm like... adopted?" Danny asked as he looked over the documents on the table before him.
"Oh honey, as far as we're concerned you're our flesh and blood!" His mom was quick to reassure him, "Though legally speaking... yes."
Danny frowned as he read through and reread the papers, trying to reconcile the information found there with the story he'd been told. A story about a younger version of his parents, who'd had his sister and decided they were ready for another child but were struggling.
After multiple failed attempts, they sought out a fertility specialist and learned that their years of exposure to hazardous materials had compromised their ability to have children. The fact that Jazz was born first try and without complications was a miracle. A long series of medical records and doctors notes showed all the tests they went through trying to find another way to conceive, culminating in a positive test result for Maddie's ability to carry to term. With renewed hope, they began to research IVF treatments and donors. Unfortunately, they couldn't afford both an egg and sperm donor as they hadn't yet found someone willing to invest in their patents. Not willing to give up, Maddie took to browsing online forums for advice from people who had been in her position. It was there she learned that, similar to organ donors, people who have their embryos frozen can sign a consent form allowing their stored embryos to be donated in the event of their death. This was the lead they were waiting for.
Another couple who had also been struggling to conceive had six embryos prepared and were successful on the fourth attempt, leaving two behind when they passed away. Having signed the consent form, those two embryos had been kept in stasis waiting to be donated. With a confirmation that they were compatible, the Fentons wasted no time in setting up an appointment. The first didn't take but the second did. They took every precaution during the pregnancy, this leading their decision to start wearing hazmat suits even while outside the lab, and nine months later the Fentons were welcoming their second child to the family. At this point in telling the story, Danny had been handed two matching documents; the donor profiles the clinic had given his parents all those years ago. There were no pictures, and information like surname and address had been redacted out of privacy, but they held the health screenings and physical descriptions of a couple named Thomas and Martha.
"Nothing has to change Danny," His mother stated, "We love you so much and are so proud of you, biological child or not."
"That's right Dann-o!" His father jumped in, "The only difference is that now you know."
Danny looked at his parents, then to the documents, then back to his parents before asking, "So why are you telling me this now?"
"It was never something we meant to keep from you. And now that you're sixteen, we felt it was the right time," His dad said.
"And," His mom added, "We felt that, if you wanted to have a relationship with your biological family, you should have the chance to find them." She then placed a box on the table, an AncestryDNA kit. "We never had any means of contact to let them know you were born and services like this didn't exist back then. It's okay if you don't want to, but we felt you should have the option."
Danny studied the kit before nodding to himself with determination. "No matter what some DNA kit has to say, you're my parents. You've been there for me my entire life, I'm not going to replace you with some strangers who share blood with me. But.. I would like to know them."
Secure in his decision, he proceeded to complete the DNA collection and send out the test with help from his parents. In a little over a month he would receive his results. He was nervous to find out if he had grandparents or siblings but, a little selfishly, relieved that he wouldn't have to worry about meeting his biological parents. He knows he's old enough that a court would let him choose where he ended up but he doesn't want to think about what would have happened if his bio parents were alive and decided they wanted to fight for custody. That just made him feel guilty though. He should feel sorrow for the parents he never got to meet, and he does, but if they had lived, would they ever have gone back for him? Would they eventually have decided they wanted another child or would he never have been born, forever in stasis as the world went on without him?
He shoved those thoughts away, not wanting to dwell on them. He doesn't need to worry about 'what if's, they didn't happen after all. This is how his life played out and he wouldn't trade it, his family, and his friends for anything. Now he just has the opportunity to add some new people to that group. Until then, it's back to his normal routine while anxiously awaiting his results.
Later, in a cave in New Jersey far below the surface, an alert would flash on a high tech computer.
NEW DNA MATCH - 2 CONNECTIONS
Bruce Wayne - Brother
Damian Wayne - Nephew

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Jazz: What is that?
Danny: A baby.
Jazz: Why do you have a baby?
Danny: Found him and decided to keep him.
Jazz: Where did you find a a baby?
Danny: In a basement lab
Jazz: Danny.....did you steal our brother from mom and dad?
Danny: No! It was a different basement lab! I would never steal from Mom and Dad!
Jazz: What about all those ghost weapons you take?
Danny: It's not stealing if I put them back when I'm done. It's borrowing. I'm not putting this little guy back, though.
Jazz: So you stole a baby from someone else?
Danny: Yeah, I fell through a natural portal and found myself in a lab. There were a lot of test pods with cloning attempts, and this little guy was marked as a failure and was to be disposed of, but I was able to put some of my core into him and stabilize him. Took him before anyone noticed he wasn't a failure anymore.
Jazz: oh. Who was the person attempting to clone?
Danny: No clue. Half of the DNA was human, but the other half wasn't. The second one was messing with the baby's body, so I took that out and put my own in. The Phantom side at least.
Jazz: Wait, this means this is....your baby?
Danny: Yes.
Jazz: I'm a aunt!
Danny: Correct.
Jazz: How old is he? Whats his name? Is he healthy now?
Danny: He seems to be about five months old. His name is Tommy. And according to Frostbite, he's a perfectly healthy boy.
Jazz: That's wonderful! Can I hold Tommy?
Danny: Of course! He's a really calm baby and rarely gets fussy.
Jazz: Great! *cooes at Tommy* Hi sweetie. Hello. Its auntie Jazzy.
Danny: You're a natural.
Jazz: Thanks! By the way, is there going to be a issue with the other parent?
Danny: Nah. They likely thought he was disposed of. I'm sure they already forgot about it.
Miles away
Tim: SOMEONE STOLE MY CHILD
Kon: THEY DIE BY SUNRISE
Something so funny about Flambae and Robert meeting before Robert starts at SDN, and the bar confrontation.
Strangely, through Beef.
Now. In Robert’s defense? He didn’t anticipate being in a coma for months when he last fed his little fur ball.
And a part of him almost hesitated to walk through that door—
Only to find Beef with a shiny coat of fur, happily round, but running very actively around him.
The culprit? A very beautiful, very glare-prone man.
Apparently, Mr. 6’4 with sunshine eyes also signs up for foster programs where he takes care of ‘lost’ pets.
“So you’re Dumpling’s owner?”
“…His name’s Beef.”
“Dumpling.”
“Beef.”
“Dumpling’s cooler.”
“Beef inspires authenticity.”
“And what inspired YOU to leave this meatball? I had him for five months and I might take you to court for him. Or a restaurant.”
Robert shrugs. “I would’ve come sooner, but the coma and I had a disagreement. So you know.”
“…Fuck, okay. That’s better than what I usually get.”
Robert snorts. “Bare minimum wins again.” But he does soften. “Thanks. For taking care of him. Even if you do give off major ‘ cartoon villain with a soft side and making it everyone’s problem’ vibes.”
“Fuck off,” he huffs, but it does sound suspiciously like a laugh. “…Good thing you came after him, thought. He kept crying after you everyday. “
“…Is that a tear in your eye?”
“My tears have muscles. They’re just working out.”
As it turns out, Chad, Mr ‘I took care of your dog for months without knowing if you’ll actually come back’ is also Flambae.
And Flambae is very adamant Robert does not tell anyone about Beef’s visitation nights.
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IT'S DONE This was actually one of the very first ideas I wanted to draw for skk, because (as someone rightly pointed out in the tags) they are just so in synchro when they work together, I can't help but think that would translate for dancing as well
I know I'm months late I know I know!!!!!!! Still wanted to jump on the skk robbing the louvre bandwagon because it's really funny. the topic was brought up in a group chat (for an upcoming skk zine wink wink) and kiro said the magic words and I Had to Draw It
After being on my list for the longest time, some time ago I finally caught up with the fic Heavy Like Velvet, Weightless Like Silk by @feltmyheartdrop and it was SO cute.... I was a bit too excited to read it and I ended up doodling some stuff based on the first chapter
Priorities I think
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